Don't stick an eel in your friend's butt.

[Dave]

He TOLD YOU!!

 

[Fun Size]

I love the internet so much.

"Whatever you do, DO NOT CLICK THE LINK."

"AAAGH! IT BURNS US! WHY DID YOU THAT?"

 

[LittleSin]

I know!

I actually clicked on it a bit ago...and a threw up. My husband was AMAZED.

 

[Dave]

The name of the file is EELBUTT! What did you THINK it was going to be?

 

[LittleSin]

I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Did it make you eel?

 

[LittleSin]

Not as badly as that just did.

 

[GasBandit]

DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK.

EDIT: Jesus fucking Christ, Bandit!

I warned you. Three times. You had to click FOUR TIMES to get past that. I told you not to. And I told you. And I told you again.

Your anguish is therefore deserved. And delicious.

 

[Philosopher B.]

What I want to know is where one fucking finds a thing like that. Wait, on second thought, don't tell me.

 

[makare]

Damn it Gas! When I placed the moratorium on ass eels I meant for ANYWHERE I might go. That included the forum. You are in violation of the moratorium sir and you shall be sanctioned!

 

[Matt²]

at least it wasn't cucumbers... actually, I want to see that. I want to see cucumbers flying rapid fire out of that ass, like the watermelons from the hippo!

 

[Baerdog]

It wasn't that bad...

 

[sixpackshaker]

It wasn't that bad...

Well, let me see...

 

[Matt²]

I've seen things man,... I've seen things.

 

[GasBandit]

What I want to know is where one fucking finds a thing like that. Wait, on second thought, don't tell me.

All kinds of places. Mostly 4gifs (formerly jj.am), 4chan, and some darker, stickier places on the internet. But those first 2 will cover you for most things.

Damn it Gas! When I placed the moratorium on ass eels I meant for ANYWHERE I might go. That included the forum. You are in violation of the moratorium sir and you shall be sanctioned!

Denied. And you better not be lecturing me especially if you ALSO clicked past the 4 layers of "stop!"

 

[makare]

Damn it Gas! When I placed the moratorium on ass eels I meant for ANYWHERE I might go. That included the forum. You are in violation of the moratorium sir and you shall be sanctioned!

Denied. And you better not be lecturing me especially if you ALSO clicked past the 4 layers of "stop!"

Pfft the moratorium implicitly includes any links or spoiler tags. You are in trig bubble mister!

 

[GasBandit]

Damn it Gas! When I placed the moratorium on ass eels I meant for ANYWHERE I might go. That included the forum. You are in violation of the moratorium sir and you shall be sanctioned!

Denied. And you better not be lecturing me especially if you ALSO clicked past the 4 layers of "stop!"

Pfft the moratorium implicitly includes any links or spoiler tags. You are in trig bubble mister![/QUOTE]

Then I shall go forth and Opposite/Hypotenuse no more?

 

[North_Ranger]

...

Wait, that was it?

Okay, it was above the average "Eww" level but still...

If anything, I'm actually worried why you would go out of your way finding things like that in the first place.

 

[Baerdog]

North Ranger gets me.

Buddy, we should sauna.

 

[makare]

Take a goat with you >.>

 

[North_Ranger]

You bring the beer, mate.

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Take a goat with you >.>

Only if it's barbecued and served with a side of new potatoes, bearnaise and steamed vegetables.

 

[Baerdog]

A few of these should do nicely.

 

[makare]

You bring the beer, mate.

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Take a goat with you >.>

Only if it's barbecued and served with a side of new potatoes, bearnaise and steamed vegetables.

mean

 

[North_Ranger]

Just kidding, makare. The goat can stand in the yard and chew a can.

 

[makare]

that's better. that is baer's special companion goat. you can't barbecue it.

 

[HCGLNS]

:wtf:

 

[North_Ranger]

Can we still barbecue Spider-Pig and Señor Gonzalez, GasBandit's cow sidekick?

 

[makare]

yep. you can barbecue the actual GasBandit if you want.

 

[North_Ranger]

Eugh... No thanks. You know where he's been wallowing.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Pfft, that butteels gif was nothing. Total fail.

They didn't get a single one into that cup.

 

[Matt²]

Pfft, that butteels gif was nothing. Total fail.

They didn't get a single one into that cup.

...20 eels 1 cup?

 

[Cajungal]

I made a bad decision.

 

[Dave]

I made a bad decision.

Why? How many eels are in your butt?

 

[Cajungal]

I made a bad decision.

Why? How many eels are in your butt?[/QUOTE]

Aw MAN, Dave.

 

[Fun Size]

Dude, you never ask a lady how many eels are in her butt. When the time is right, she will let you know.