Stuff White People Like...

[makare]

While all beer doesn't taste the same, they have sort of similar mouth-feels and flavors. You couldn't tell it was beer otherwise. If the texture and general flavor turns people off, that's no shame. Sounds like she's tried a lot of things. I used to hate tea for that reason. I didn't think all teas were the same, but they all gave me that same sensation around my soft palate... anyone know what I mean?

I do. Sorry Chaz I doubt I would like a cider either because I don't like ciders for mostly the same reason I don't like beer. It's like it tastes thick and the flavor fills your head, like in your nose. It gags me. That could be that soft palate thing you are talking about CG.

Im not smug about it. I dont have an agenda or anything I just cant stand the taste of beer.

 

[Chazwozel]

How is Woodchuck considered beer? It's apple juice fermented with champagne yeast.

Uh, you just answered your own question...

 

[Hailey Knight]

I don't drink beer.

IN YOUR FACE.

 

[Shakey]

How is Woodchuck considered beer? It's apple juice fermented with champagne yeast.

Uh, you just answered your own question...[/QUOTE]

So champagne is beer too? Along with every other fermented beverage?

 

[Chazwozel]

While all beer doesn't taste the same, they have sort of similar mouth-feels and flavors. You couldn't tell it was beer otherwise. If the texture and general flavor turns people off, that's no shame. Sounds like she's tried a lot of things. I used to hate tea for that reason. I didn't think all teas were the same, but they all gave me that same sensation around my soft palate... anyone know what I mean?

I do. Sorry Chaz I doubt I would like a cider either because I don't like ciders for mostly the same reason I don't like beer. It's like it tastes thick and the flavor fills your head, like in your nose. It gags me. That could be that soft palate thing you are talking about CG.[/QUOTE]

Wait, so you don't like regular ol' apple cider either?

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How is Woodchuck considered beer? It's apple juice fermented with champagne yeast.

Uh, you just answered your own question...[/QUOTE]

So champagne is beer too? Along with every other fermented beverage?[/QUOTE]

No, it's a cider, but ciders are like a intermediate between beers and malt liquors... I dunno.

 

[Krisken]

Give me a Founder's Imperial Stout or other dark beers, myself. I want my beer to make Guinness look like a thin, sad beer!

I'll see your Founder's and raise you a Rogue Shakespeare Oatmeal Stout.

[/QUOTE]
I'll counter with Founder's Breakfast Stout. Even has a better rating on BA.

 

[Chazwozel]

Give me a Founder's Imperial Stout or other dark beers, myself. I want my beer to make Guinness look like a thin, sad beer!

I'll see your Founder's and raise you a Rogue Shakespeare Oatmeal Stout.

[/QUOTE]
I'll counter with Founder's Breakfast Stout. Even has a better rating on BA.[/QUOTE]

I'll see your Breakfast Stout and raise you the greatest beer ever made: Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout! I said good day, sir!

 

[Krisken]

Give me a Founder's Imperial Stout or other dark beers, myself. I want my beer to make Guinness look like a thin, sad beer!

I'll see your Founder's and raise you a Rogue Shakespeare Oatmeal Stout.

[/QUOTE]
I'll counter with Founder's Breakfast Stout. Even has a better rating on BA.[/QUOTE]

I'll see your Breakfast Stout and raise you the greatest beer ever made: Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout! I said good day, sir![/QUOTE]
Pliny the Younger. Game. Set. Match.

 

[Chazwozel]

Give me a Founder's Imperial Stout or other dark beers, myself. I want my beer to make Guinness look like a thin, sad beer!

I'll see your Founder's and raise you a Rogue Shakespeare Oatmeal Stout.

[/QUOTE]
I'll counter with Founder's Breakfast Stout. Even has a better rating on BA.[/QUOTE]

I'll see your Breakfast Stout and raise you the greatest beer ever made: Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout! I said good day, sir![/QUOTE]
Pliny the Younger. Game. Set. Match.[/QUOTE]

But have you actually had it? I've had the Rogue and the Sam Smith.

 

[Cajungal]

While all beer doesn't taste the same, they have sort of similar mouth-feels and flavors. You couldn't tell it was beer otherwise. If the texture and general flavor turns people off, that's no shame. Sounds like she's tried a lot of things. I used to hate tea for that reason. I didn't think all teas were the same, but they all gave me that same sensation around my soft palate... anyone know what I mean?

Honestly, I don't give a crap whether she likes beer or not. It's just that from my experience the people who don't drink beer (or alcohol for that matter) are usually really stuck up and smug about it, which pisses me off.[/QUOTE]

Like people who are smug about not watching TV?

 

[Krisken]

Just the once in a beer exchange. Fucking Epic.

 

[Troll]

While all beer doesn't taste the same, they have sort of similar mouth-feels and flavors. You couldn't tell it was beer otherwise. If the texture and general flavor turns people off, that's no shame. Sounds like she's tried a lot of things. I used to hate tea for that reason. I didn't think all teas were the same, but they all gave me that same sensation around my soft palate... anyone know what I mean?

Honestly, I don't give a crap whether she likes beer or not. It's just that from my experience the people who don't drink beer (or alcohol for that matter) are usually really stuck up and smug about it, which pisses me off.[/QUOTE]

Like people who are smug about not watching TV?[/QUOTE]

Bwahahaha!

CG: 1
Chaz: 0

 

[Cajungal]

Wait, does Chaz not watch TV? I just know we've discussed that before on the boards and thought it was applicable; I didn't mean anything by it!

 

[Krisken]

Wait, does Chaz not watch TV? I just know we've discussed that before on the boards and thought it was applicable; I didn't mean anything by it!

Accidental snark is the best kind

 

[Troll]

Wait, does Chaz not watch TV? I just know we've discussed that before on the boards and thought it was applicable; I didn't mean anything by it!

I can remember a few comments from Chaz about how stupid TV is, so I thought that's what you were saying. It was just funny, nothing mean.

 

[Cajungal]

Ah... well then.... in your face! Mwaha! *snark dance*

 

[Calleja]

snarf?

 

[Snuffleupagus]

I'm pretty sure woodchuck cider is not a beer. It's categorized as beer, but I'm not sure why. Beer is made using malted grains and occasionally adjuncts.

This opinion brought to you by someone who makes enough beer in a year that it's almost illegal to not have a microbrewery license. Sorry Chaz.

 

[Chazwozel]

Wait, does Chaz not watch TV? I just know we've discussed that before on the boards and thought it was applicable; I didn't mean anything by it!

I can remember a few comments from Chaz about how stupid TV is, so I thought that's what you were saying. It was just funny, nothing mean.[/QUOTE]

What the fuck are you talking about? I was practically raised by TV. Most TV shows are stupid.

 

[Troll]

Wait, does Chaz not watch TV? I just know we've discussed that before on the boards and thought it was applicable; I didn't mean anything by it!

I can remember a few comments from Chaz about how stupid TV is, so I thought that's what you were saying. It was just funny, nothing mean.[/QUOTE]

What the fuck are you talking about? I was practically raised by TV. Most TV shows are stupid.[/QUOTE]

So... you're proving my point that you think most TV is stupid? Um, thanks?

 

[Hailey Knight]

I don't watch TV.

IN YOUR FACE.

 

[Officer_Charon]

I, uh, have never really had a microbrew. Unless.... well, what constitutes the definition?

I drink Sam Adams, Strongbow, Yuengling, Bitburger, Stella Artois, 1664 & Sapporo. If I don't have one of these available... I resign myself to Bud Light *shivers*

 

[Krisken]

Sam Adams makes a decent Oatmeal Stout.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Not really a Stout drinker, but I must admit to being intrigued by this "Oatmeal Stout" concept...

 

[Shakey]

I go by the idea that as long as it has oatmeal in it, you can have it for breakfast. That goes for both cookies with oatmeal in them, and beer that has oatmeal in it.

 

[Officer_Charon]

I'm excited by your idea, and would like to read more about it.

 

[Necronic]

Give me a Founder's Imperial Stout or other dark beers, myself. I want my beer to make Guinness look like a thin, sad beer!

I'll see your Founder's and raise you a Rogue Shakespeare Oatmeal Stout.

[/QUOTE]
I'll counter with Founder's Breakfast Stout. Even has a better rating on BA.[/QUOTE]

I'll see your Breakfast Stout and raise you the greatest beer ever made: Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout! I said good day, sir![/QUOTE]
Pliny the Younger. Game. Set. Match.[/QUOTE]

But have you actually had it? I've had the Rogue and the Sam Smith.[/QUOTE]

All your beers are belong to pussy.

Real men drink hops:

Dale's Pale Ale - Like pissing glass into my eye
Stone IPA - Being raped by a juniper tree
something else I can't remember because I am drunk - Like sleeping with your dead mother

 

[Element 117]

keep reading thread title as "White Stuff People Like." now

 

[Null]

I get it! /Fry

 

[phil]

Give me a Founder's Imperial Stout or other dark beers, myself. I want my beer to make Guinness look like a thin, sad beer!

I'll see your Founder's and raise you a Rogue Shakespeare Oatmeal Stout.

[/QUOTE]
I'll counter with Founder's Breakfast Stout. Even has a better rating on BA.[/QUOTE]

I'll see your Breakfast Stout and raise you the greatest beer ever made: Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout! I said good day, sir![/QUOTE]
Pliny the Younger. Game. Set. Match.[/QUOTE]

But have you actually had it? I've had the Rogue and the Sam Smith.[/QUOTE]

All your beers are belong to pussy.

Real men drink hops:

Dale's Pale Ale - Like pissing glass into my eye
Stone IPA - Being raped by a juniper tree
something else I can't remember because I am drunk - Like sleeping with your dead mother[/QUOTE]

 

[Shakey]

Give me a Founder's Imperial Stout or other dark beers, myself. I want my beer to make Guinness look like a thin, sad beer!

I'll see your Founder's and raise you a Rogue Shakespeare Oatmeal Stout.

[/QUOTE]
I'll counter with Founder's Breakfast Stout. Even has a better rating on BA.[/QUOTE]

I'll see your Breakfast Stout and raise you the greatest beer ever made: Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout! I said good day, sir![/QUOTE]
Pliny the Younger. Game. Set. Match.[/QUOTE]

But have you actually had it? I've had the Rogue and the Sam Smith.[/QUOTE]

All your beers are belong to pussy.

Real men drink hops:

Dale's Pale Ale - Like pissing glass into my eye
Stone IPA - Being raped by a juniper tree
something else I can't remember because I am drunk - Like sleeping with your dead mother[/QUOTE]

Hops are overrated. I once made a trip to the brew shop before going to a party. After much drinking we decided that eating hops would be a good idea. They seriously taste like dog food. Don't worry about why I know what dog food tastes like, but it just does...

 

[Null]

I like Sam Adams or Yeungling.

 

[Cajungal]

Not really a Stout drinker, but I must admit to being intrigued by this "Oatmeal Stout" concept...

It... is.... good. As is Double Chocolate Stout. And I'm generally not a stout drinker.

 

[papachronos]

mmm... hops. A couple of my favorites from when I was in Madison:

Ale Asylum

New Glarus

I'm a bit of a beer snob and not ashamed of it. I also hate wine and most liquor. So I don't try to convince people that they should like beer, lest they try to convince me I should like wine or liquor. This plan has worked well so far.

 

[Element 117]

i like you.