M
makare
I'd question the irrationality but for the record I did not mean you.
That would be half the problem here.
That would be half the problem here.
M
makare
:hippie:
figmentPez
Staff member
I don't hate you. How could I hate someone who shares my fondness for putting lower case letters where other people say they don't belong?
M
makare
I appreciate that about you too. Kindred spirit.
I was pondering offering a War belt.... but if you're going to be riding the Pity Pony... *whistles innocently*
M
makare
Im not pitying anything...
belt me!
belt me!
North_Ranger
Staff member
I have a bucket of homemade strawberry rahka.
I also have a spoon.
This will be tasty.
I also have a spoon.
This will be tasty.
M
makare
It almost sounds like a threat, this WILL be tasty.. or ELSE!
M
makare
I have a spoon... YOU WILL BE TASTY!
M
makare
Because it's dull you twit. It'll hurt more.
North_Ranger
Staff member
Because it's dull, you fool! It will hurt more!
Also, more tasty.
EDIT: Curses!
Also, more tasty.
EDIT: Curses!
M
makare
dont curse me... love me...
looooooove me.
looooooove me.
M
makare
Bumbles love?
Ok!
*gets all dolled up*
Ok!
*gets all dolled up*
North_Ranger
Staff member
You never get dolled up for me...
M
makare
I would but I have to wait until Wednesday.. apparently.
North_Ranger
Staff member
I would but I have to wait until Wednesday.. apparently.[/QUOTE]
Excuses, excuses... Tell me the truth, is the excitement gone from our thing? I've tried to keep it going...
M
makare
Well I never get taken out on the completely legitimate yacht anymore 
what am I supposed to think?
what am I supposed to think?
That you're (not) on a boat?
M
makare
get back to your donuts belt hog!
See, it's always about the donuts and belt with you. That's why it never worked out, and you have to resort to some deviant from Tampere for satisfaction.
M
makare
Well, everyone knows i love a deviant....
North_Ranger
Staff member
I knew there was a reason
Oh, and Charon... sleep with one eye open. Vengeance will come to you with swift wings, leaving nothing behind itself but Karelian pastry-shaped bruises and a deep feeling of shame.
M
makare
Aw hell no...
North_Ranger
Staff member
Hey now, your assigned day to love a deviant is Thursday. You'll just have to wait until then.[/QUOTE]
Oh, you hush now, Mr Schedule...
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What? What did I say?
So... a standard Wednesday, then?
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Hey now, your assigned day to love a deviant is Thursday. You'll just have to wait until then.[/QUOTE]
When did FLP become the Halforums Pimp?
M
makare
Hey now, your assigned day to love a deviant is Thursday. You'll just have to wait until then.[/QUOTE]
Oh, you hush now, Mr Schedule...
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What? What did I say?[/QUOTE]
That was to waiting until Thursday.
Although I checked with my deviant and he IS available then so it might work out.
North_Ranger
Staff member
So... a standard Wednesday, then? [/QUOTE]
You have not known the wrath of a Finn, have you?
Your glib attitude will be your undoing.
So... a standard Wednesday, then? [/QUOTE]
You have not known the wrath of a Finn, have you?
Your glib attitude will be your undoing.[/QUOTE]
Son, I live in the South. Our humidity and sand fleas will sap you before combat even begins. Your natural cold resistance (+35) will not serve you here. There is no snow to hide in. There are no hordes of Russians... here we have swamps (I'm sorry... "Marshes") and funnel cakes. Your defeat is ensured.
M
makare
But he has squirrels.
North_Ranger
Staff member
You underestimate the power of sisu, my erstwhile opponent. A Finn will stand his ground as bombs explode around him. He will claw his way through timber and soil and rock to do what needs to be done. I am a practitioner of sisu, Charon, and you task me. You task me and I will have you! I will chase you 'round the islands of Ahvenanmaa and 'round the frozen tundra of Lappi and 'round the hills of Koli before I give you up!
Cajungal
Staff member
Wow. I came home with a bag of cards and presents from teachers, students, and parents... It took up half of my backseat. It was a really touching day. I also got to finish reading _The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane_ to the kids. it was amazing. When I read the last line, everyone was silent. Great day.