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Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Bonus points if we can get any of the women here into uniforms. MmmmMMMMM women in uniforms. And not the cheesy COSTUME uniforms, either - those tend to look trashy.
 
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Wasabi Poptart



This is as close as I get to a uniform. I made this shirt while he was deployed 2 years ago ("individual augmentee" deployment to CJTF- Horn of Africa). NARMY = Navy + Army which is what these guys got nicknamed. On the back it said "IA Deployments SUCK". LOL
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

Am I too late?

I'm too late, aren't I? Now I'm going to get Northies sloppy seconds...Damn.

Okay, who's up for a rousing sauna followed by a shower, followed by wild Belgian sex? All comers served. All served come.
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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Wild Belgian sex? Bah, lemme grab a lass and show you how it's done properly. *cue Sam the Eagle voice* The FINNISH way!
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

Sure, but that's a Belgian girl you're holding there, matey. I can tell by the way she's holding your beer for you while you'"re doing the get-in-the-stable-dance.
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

Look, see her, jumping up and down? Well, yes, obviously you do. Now, THAT, right there, is an honourary Belgian girl. That's the kind of quality we serve. Yessir.
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

Look, you can tell she's a total class act of the very highest calibre by the fact that, even hile flailing around in wide-eyed horror, she's still keeping the full foamy head on those two beers perfectly balanced. Wow.

In other news, Is it, or is it not, an unfair advantage Ame has for getting the middle position in a sandwich? :confused:
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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:confused: I dunno, y'all are awful hairy. Just gimme one o them Chinets.

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...On second thought, I'm just gonna move outa the line of fire....


Man bubs, you're a weirdo, but I miss this. ;P
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

Cajungal said:
Man bubs, you're a weirdo, but I miss this. ;P
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I'm going to assume that's positive. Now, what's that thing they say about "assume" again...?
you'd think having a steady relationship with a girl with a huge libido would make me less....Errr, this. It doesn't :-P
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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Bubble181;411937][QUOTE=Cajungal said:
Man bubs, you're a weirdo, but I miss this. ;P
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I'm going to assume that's positive. Now, what's that thing they say about "assume" again...?
you'd think having a steady relationship with a girl with a huge libido would make me less....Errr, this. It doesn't :-P[/QUOTE]

Bubs is bubs, and I like him. ^_^ Glad it's going well with your lady.
 
Frank

Frank

There's a game a friend of mine and myself invented called Sperm Swap, Pregnancy Guess. The object is to get a large group of people to bone randomly in the dark. Then in 9 months, you try to guess who was pregnant with who's kid.
 
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