Brought to you by Simpson's Individual Stringettes and Flood Preventers: The "NOW" String![/QUOTE]Don't worry. Perhaps next time, there shall be an exciting installment of...
THAT STARBUCKS THREAD.
Brought to you by Simpson's Individual Stringettes and Flood Preventers: The "NOW" String![/QUOTE]Don't worry. Perhaps next time, there shall be an exciting installment of...
THAT STARBUCKS THREAD.
Hey, maybe I'll go to Starbucks again tomorrow for another edition of..... THAT STARBUCKS THREAD! *cue ending theme*
Stop that! Sooner or later, I am going to spit out what I'm drinking when you make these jokes.~Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!~
Stop that! Sooner or later, I am going to spit out what I'm drinking when you make these jokes.[/QUOTE]~Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!~
That sounds like something out of a blooming novel.Alright... it's not the ex I saw.
Just her father. The ex father-in-law from hell. The man who once literally threatened me with running me over with his van.... because when he tried to impose himself physically on me he couldn't make me budge cause he's like a foot shorter. This pathetic excuse for a human being is a big part of the local Opus Dei and abuses his wife and children psychologically every single day and physically some times too. He hates me with a fiery passion because I gave her daughter confidence to stand up to him. I hate him ten times worse for the years of torture he subjected her to.
We made eye contact.
He left in a hurry.
Strip.Someone, dare me tot ake a picture of something or ....SOMETHING.
Ok, ugly guy:Take a picture of the next person who's drink gets called out
Well it's been pretty empty for a while, but I'll do it only if it's a girl ¬¬I dare you to hug the next person who comes through the door.
LMAO, yeah ok, that's too crazy even for me. And I just can't leave my laptop behind, dude!Stand up, yell (in Spanish of course), "Holy shit! I JUST WON THE FUCKING LOTTERY!!!" Grab some random woman, give her a big kiss then run out screaming.
Alternate dare:
Come back in in 5 minutes and say you looked at the wrong numbers. Then sit down like nothing happened.
These are STARBUCKS dares, plus, I'm the only one getting dared, with your little thread thingie I'd have to wait for all the weird cycle thing to keep going round and round. no thanks.Go in the truth or dare, thread you little cheater.
Pffff.... I'm at work right now so you should be happy with whatever you get!You people ahve been boring this past hour anyway.