Orgy at Gasbandit's house.

[Element 117]

The steady escalation around here has me worried what the next thread in the series will be.

Orgy at GBs? Good idea, bad idea?

 

[General Specific]

Where does he live again?

 

[Dave]

I never want to have an orgy with anyone that has the word Gas in their name.

 

[Element 117]

 

[GasBandit]

Where does he live again?

Texas.

Well, there's the end of that idea, isn't it?

 

[General Specific]

actually, I have family in Texas, so it might work out for me.

 

[Element 117]

actually, I have family in Texas, so it might work out for me.

your gung ho attitude is admirable


haha, gung ho.

 

[makare]

he shoves inappropriate things in nethers just a warning.

 

[HCGLNS]

I have razors and a chimpanzee body waxing kit!

 

[Calleja]

I'm in if we invite:


SEANLETT WILLIS!!!

 

[Shegokigo]

Where does he live again?

That sort of information is worth a few dollars.....

 

[General Specific]

I'm in if we invite:


SEANLETT WILLIS!!!

I'd rather just have Scarlett...

 

[GasBandit]

he shoves inappropriate things in nethers just a warning.

Blast your blasted nethers.

 

[makare]

he shoves inappropriate things in nethers just a warning.

Blast your blasted nethers.[/QUOTE]

never again, gas, never again.

 

[Tinwhistler]

I never want to have an orgy with anyone that has the word Gas in their name.

My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

 

[Baerdog]

Where does he live again?

That sort of information is worth a few dollars.....[/QUOTE]
San Antonio.

 

[Element 117]

& Tin ruined it. I'll be puking outside

 

[Baerdog]

Fun fact: the James Joyce letters read with an English accent is the funniest thing ever.

 

[Tinwhistler]

& Tin ruined it. I'll be puking outside

Don't blame me. Blame one of the most influential writers of the 20th century.

 

[Element 117]

and TIN RUINED it

 

[makare]

Fun fact: the James Joyce letters read with an English accent is the funniest thing ever.

EVER!!!


side note, also amusing when read by an inebriated marylander.
AND a lying bastard.

 

[Cajungal]

Ugh... UGH. GROSS.

 

[General Specific]

Ugh... UGH. GROSS.

Good news, Seej, if I drive down there, I can stop in LA and pick you up!

 

[Cajungal]

Ugh... UGH. GROSS.

Good news, Seej, if I drive down there, I can stop in LA and pick you up! [/QUOTE]

*hides under desk*

 

[GasBandit]

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Or better yet...

 

[Tinwhistler]

 

[LordRavage]

Another orgy?

Meh.

 

[Element 117]

Another orgy?

Meh.

Spoken like a true porn fluffer.

 

[Chazwozel]

Where does he live again?

Texas.

Well, there's the end of that idea, isn't it?[/QUOTE]

Sweet. Afterward there will be steak and chili.

(well-done please)

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Calleja]

Well that's an ugly bra.

 

[Chazwozel]

 

[Calleja]

Dude, that's like the THIRD time that picture has been posted in this thread.

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Ohno wait that was that other sex thread, never mind my bronny depp.

 

[Tinwhistler]

Sweet. Afterward there will be steak and chili.

(well-done please)

We'll just leave your steak on the grill. It oughta be done to your liking about the time that everyone else is finishing desert.

 

[Calleja]

Give it to me RAW and wrRRrrRrRrRiggling!!