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Orgy at Gasbandit's house.

Jul 8, 2010#1

Element 117

GasBandit said:
The steady escalation around here has me worried what the next thread in the series will be.

Orgy at GBs? Good idea, bad idea?

Jul 8, 2010#2

General Specific

Where does he live again?

Jul 8, 2010#3

Dave

I never want to have an orgy with anyone that has the word Gas in their name.

Jul 8, 2010#4

Element 117

Jul 8, 2010#5

GasBandit

General Specific said:
Where does he live again?

Texas.

Well, there's the end of that idea, isn't it?

Jul 8, 2010#6

General Specific

actually, I have family in Texas, so it might work out for me.

Jul 8, 2010#7

Element 117

General Specific said:
actually, I have family in Texas, so it might work out for me.

your gung ho attitude is admirable

haha, gung ho.

Jul 8, 2010#8

makare

he shoves inappropriate things in nethers just a warning.

Jul 8, 2010#9

HCGLNS

I have razors and a chimpanzee body waxing kit!

Jul 8, 2010#10

Calleja

I'm in if we invite:

SEANLETT WILLIS!!!

Jul 8, 2010#11

Shegokigo

General Specific said:
Where does he live again?

That sort of information is worth a few dollars.....

Jul 8, 2010#12

General Specific

Calleja said:
I'm in if we invite:

SEANLETT WILLIS!!!

I'd rather just have Scarlett...

Jul 8, 2010#13

GasBandit

makare said:
he shoves inappropriate things in nethers just a warning.

Blast your blasted nethers.

Jul 8, 2010#14

makare

GasBandit;412005][QUOTE=makare said:
he shoves inappropriate things in nethers just a warning.

Blast your blasted nethers.[/QUOTE]

never again, gas, never again.

Jul 8, 2010#15

Tinwhistler

Dave said:
I never want to have an orgy with anyone that has the word Gas in their name.

James Joyce said:
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

Jul 8, 2010#16

Baerdog

Shegokigo;412002][QUOTE=General Specific said:
Where does he live again?

That sort of information is worth a few dollars.....[/QUOTE]
San Antonio.

Jul 8, 2010#17

Element 117

& Tin ruined it. I'll be puking outside

Jul 8, 2010#18

Baerdog

Fun fact: the James Joyce letters read with an English accent is the funniest thing ever.

Jul 8, 2010#19

Tinwhistler

.Amy. said:
& Tin ruined it. I'll be puking outside

Don't blame me. Blame one of the most influential writers of the 20th century.

Jul 8, 2010#20

Element 117

and TIN RUINED it

Jul 8, 2010#21

makare

Baerdog said:
Fun fact: the James Joyce letters read with an English accent is the funniest thing ever.

EVER!!!

side note, also amusing when read by an inebriated marylander.
AND a lying bastard.

Jul 8, 2010#22

Cajungal

Ugh... UGH. GROSS.

Jul 8, 2010#23

General Specific

Cajungal said:
Ugh... UGH. GROSS.

Good news, Seej, if I drive down there, I can stop in LA and pick you up!

Jul 8, 2010#24

Cajungal

General Specific;412029][QUOTE=Cajungal said:
Ugh... UGH. GROSS.

Good news, Seej, if I drive down there, I can stop in LA and pick you up!

[/QUOTE]

*hides under desk*

Jul 8, 2010#25

GasBandit

---------- Post added at 05:29 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:18 PM ----------

Or better yet...

Jul 8, 2010#26

Tinwhistler

Jul 9, 2010#27

LordRavage

Another orgy?

Meh.

Jul 9, 2010#28

Element 117

LordRavage said:
Another orgy?

Meh.

Spoken like a true porn fluffer.

Jul 9, 2010#29

Chazwozel

GasBandit;411987][QUOTE=General Specific said:
Where does he live again?

Texas.

Well, there's the end of that idea, isn't it?[/QUOTE]

Sweet. Afterward there will be steak and chili.

(well-done please)

Jul 9, 2010#30

GasBandit

Jul 9, 2010#31

Calleja

Well that's an ugly bra.

Jul 9, 2010#32

Chazwozel

Jul 9, 2010#33

Calleja

Dude, that's like the THIRD time that picture has been posted in this thread.

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Ohno wait that was that other sex thread, never mind my bronny depp.

Jul 9, 2010#34

Tinwhistler

Chazwozel said:
Sweet. Afterward there will be steak and chili.

(well-done please)

We'll just leave your steak on the grill. It oughta be done to your liking about the time that everyone else is finishing desert.

Jul 9, 2010#35

Calleja

Give it to me RAW and wrRRrrRrRrRiggling!!

Jul 9, 2010#36

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler;412456][QUOTE=Chazwozel said:
Sweet. Afterward there will be steak and chili.

(well-done please)

We'll just leave your steak on the grill. It oughta be done to your liking about the time that everyone else is finishing desert.

[/QUOTE]

Since I've teased chaz a couple times in the steak threads, I should make the admission that I actually like steaks both well done and rare, if it's a good cut of steak. Those little carcinogenic bits of charred steak on the outside of a grilled slab of meat are very yum

Jul 9, 2010#37

Calleja

...wait, they're carcinogenic!? Really?!

Or is it like those green spots on potato chips that kids say are carcinogenic but they're really just green spots?

Jul 9, 2010#38

GasBandit

LIFE is carcinogenic.

Jul 9, 2010#39

Tinwhistler

Calleja said:
...wait, they're carcinogenic!? Really?!

Or is it like those green spots on potato chips that kids say are carcinogenic but they're really just green spots?

Cancer - Grilling Meat - Meat and Cancer

Current research tells us that the well done or charred meats pose the highest risk. The problem that cooking at very high temperatures break down the amino acid, creatine, in meats. When this occurs, chemical is formed, heterocyclic amines (HAs). HAs are carcinogenic and are linked to cancer.

Barbecued meat ups bladder cancer risk--study | TheMedGuru

It was found those who had consumed more amounts of red meat such as steaks, pork chops and bacon were two-and-a-half times more likely to have bladder cancer than others who consumed very less of the red meat.

Jul 9, 2010#40

Calleja

..."very less"? Is that a trustworthy source? One that says "...others who consumed very less of the red meat"?

Jul 9, 2010#41

Officer_Charon

Calleja said:
Give it to me RAW and wrRRrrRrRrRiggling!!

Dude. *brofist* Let it look at the grill in terror as it passes through the kitchen.

Jul 9, 2010#42

GasBandit

It is somehow unsurprising that any notion of an orgy at my house could only lead to an endless parade of meat.

Jul 10, 2010#43

Soliloquy

makare;412019][QUOTE=Baerdog said:
Fun fact: the James Joyce letters read with an English accent is the funniest thing ever.

EVER!!!

side note, also amusing when read by an inebriated marylander.
AND a lying bastard.[/QUOTE]

But James Joyce is Irish... And I think reading in that accent is much funnier.

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