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Chazwozel

Just got me some straight razors today. Took my very first shave using one. My friends, you are not truly a whole man if you do not try this at some point in your life. Greatest shave ever!

Oh this thread is for high fives on how fucking awesome it is to be a man!

 
Frank

Frank

I wear a gun, a tazer, 2 different OC sprays, a telescoping baton and 2 sets of handcuffs around my waist every day I work. I'm a MA....wait, there's women that do that too.
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Chazwozel said:
Just got me some straight razors today. Took my very first shave using one. My friends, you are not truly a whole man if you do not try this at some point in your life. Greatest shave ever!
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Welcome to the best investment in shaving you will ever make.
 
Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Frank said:
I wear a gun, a tazer, 2 different OC sprays, a telescoping baton and 2 sets of handcuffs around my waist every day I work. I'm a MA....wait, there's women that do that too.
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I'll give you a brofist for that, dude. *grins*

And 2 OCs? What do you have, a canister as well?
 
Frank

Frank

Officer_Charon;422379][QUOTE=Frank said:
I wear a gun, a tazer, 2 different OC sprays, a telescoping baton and 2 sets of handcuffs around my waist every day I work. I'm a MA....wait, there's women that do that too.
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I'll give you a brofist for that, dude. *grins*

And 2 OCs? What do you have, a canister as well?[/QUOTE]

Nah, the holster for them I have holds two. Just the itty bitty ones.
 
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Chazwozel

I took a walk from the pub this evening with my best buddies. We had to piss really bad so we peed in an ally on 15th St and Market. FUCK YEAH!
 
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Chazwozel

I love my dick, but I'm not sure if I'm in love with my dick. Oh who am I kidding. Come here you!
 
Rob King

Rob King

I'm not sure if I can say I'm in love with my dick. I mean, it's pretty great and all, but it's just so ... cumbersome sometimes. And those times when I wake up at night and I've somehow gotten it wrapped around my neck, I wonder if it's trying to kill me.

But, HAH! I mean, we've all been there, right?
 
Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

I'm going through the process to become a teacher, and going to classes and stuff. And it's overwhelmingly women in the classes. Okay, that's fine. But it seems all the pronouns seem to be she she she for the teachers, and he he he for the disruptive children in class in examples. Also, today during groupwork, I was the only guy in a group. Someone said something about being nervous that they don't have much experience dealing with little kids, and they got a chorus of "oh, your maternal instinct will kick in". I kind of sheepishly said after that "Uh, well, I'm having the same nervousness too". and I got a response of "Oh. Well, you'll figure out something!" #MFIM
 
Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

The Lovely Boner said:
I'm going through the process to become a teacher, and going to classes and stuff. And it's overwhelmingly women in the classes. Okay, that's fine. But it seems all the pronouns seem to be she she she for the teachers, and he he he for the disruptive children in class in examples. Also, today during groupwork, I was the only guy in a group. Someone said something about being nervous that they don't have much experience dealing with little kids, and they got a chorus of "oh, your maternal instinct will kick in". I kind of sheepishly said after that "Uh, well, I'm having the same nervousness too". and I got a response of "Oh. Well, you'll figure out something!" #MFIM
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Well-played sir.... *golfclap*
 
Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

The Lovely Boner said:
I'm going through the process to become a teacher, and going to classes and stuff. And it's overwhelmingly women in the classes. Okay, that's fine. But it seems all the pronouns seem to be she she she for the teachers, and he he he for the disruptive children in class in examples. Also, today during groupwork, I was the only guy in a group. Someone said something about being nervous that they don't have much experience dealing with little kids, and they got a chorus of "oh, your maternal instinct will kick in". I kind of sheepishly said after that "Uh, well, I'm having the same nervousness too". and I got a response of "Oh. Well, you'll figure out something!" #MFIM
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That really captured the spirit of the other site, and was honestly a little messed up.

They could've at least thrown in a non-commital "Yours will kick in too" or something to show support.
 
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Philosopher B.

Rob King said:
I'm not sure if I can say I'm in love with my dick. I mean, it's pretty great and all, but it's just so ... cumbersome sometimes. And those times when I wake up at night and I've somehow gotten it wrapped around my neck, I wonder if it's trying to kill me.

But, HAH! I mean, we've all been there, right?
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Totally. My dick is like a long train crossed with the energizer bunny. It just keeps on going and going and going!
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

Chazwozel said:
Just got me some straight razors today. Took my very first shave using one. My friends, you are not truly a whole man if you do not try this at some point in your life. Greatest shave ever!
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--Patrick

(EDIT: Yes, I know I already posted this in the awesome videos thread)
 
Rob King

Rob King

I've had classicshaving.com bookmarked for almost a year, waiting for the day I have $100+ extra dollars sitting around for a razor kit.
 
Frank

Frank

Officer_Charon;422396][QUOTE=Frank said:
Nah, the holster for them I have holds two. Just the itty bitty ones.
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I may have to invest in that, but if I pull out my OC, you have pissed me off in a major way - I hate the stuff; I'd rather baton you into submission first.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I've never had to use them myself and I wouldn't even carry a tazer if I didn't have to. Most guys use them as a crutch.
 
Rob King

Rob King

Frank said:
Yeah, I've never had to use them myself and I wouldn't even carry a tazer if I didn't have to. Most guys use them as a crutch.
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I must be confused. I thought the RCMP wasn't using tazers until ... something. Or maybe because of something?

Yeah, nevermind. I must be confused.
 
phil

phil

My toe is doing a weird thing but I'm not going to bother checking it out because it doesn't hurt.




MMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN
 
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Chazwozel

The Lovely Boner said:
I'm going through the process to become a teacher, and going to classes and stuff. And it's overwhelmingly women in the classes. Okay, that's fine. But it seems all the pronouns seem to be she she she for the teachers, and he he he for the disruptive children in class in examples. Also, today during groupwork, I was the only guy in a group. Someone said something about being nervous that they don't have much experience dealing with little kids, and they got a chorus of "oh, your maternal instinct will kick in". I kind of sheepishly said after that "Uh, well, I'm having the same nervousness too". and I got a response of "Oh. Well, you'll figure out something!" #MFIM
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You should have whipped your dick out and flopped it on the table. That's the solution to all of life's problems.
 
Frank

Frank

Rob King;422482][QUOTE=Frank said:
Yeah, I've never had to use them myself and I wouldn't even carry a tazer if I didn't have to. Most guys use them as a crutch.
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I must be confused. I thought the RCMP wasn't using tazers until ... something. Or maybe because of something?

Yeah, nevermind. I must be confused.[/QUOTE]

We try not to use the older M26s anymore (since they're turbo faulty), but we still have a hefty supply of x26s. There are tons of new rules regarding their use (such as only during moments of public safety concern and the like, which is funny, because in those moments, I would pull out my gun.). It's basically a compliance tool now.
 
ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Chazwozel said:
You should have whipped your dick out and flopped it on the table. That's the solution to all of life's problems.
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Is it?! Well hot damn, no one ever told me that! I'm gonna do that to solve all my problems now!

....

*is promptly arrested*

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Also, whenever I think about being a man, I think of this song:

 
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Chazwozel

ThatNickGuy said:
Chazwozel said:
You should have whipped your dick out and flopped it on the table. That's the solution to all of life's problems.
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Is it?! Well hot damn, no one ever told me that! I'm gonna do that to solve all my problems now!

....

*is promptly arrested*

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Also, whenever I think about being a man, I think of this song:

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WHat a dumbass. Every man knows you break the concrete bag inside a wheelbarrow!
 
Bones

Bones

Frank;422515][QUOTE=Rob King;422482][QUOTE=Frank said:
Yeah, I've never had to use them myself and I wouldn't even carry a tazer if I didn't have to. Most guys use them as a crutch.
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I must be confused. I thought the RCMP wasn't using tazers until ... something. Or maybe because of something?

Yeah, nevermind. I must be confused.[/QUOTE]

We try not to use the older M26s anymore (since they're turbo faulty), but we still have a hefty supply of x26s. There are tons of new rules regarding their use (such as only during moments of public safety concern and the like, which is funny, because in those moments, I would pull out my gun.). It's basically a compliance tool now.[/QUOTE]

at least you guys dont use k9's as a compliance tool. :D those things scare the crap out of me, seriously if a cop told me he was a K9 officer I would do whatever he said, I can take a beating and stuff, but I do not want to screw with both a fully armed police officer and a dog that is trained to hold me.
anyways...now you're a man, a manly man!
 
Docseverin

Docseverin

Today I got paid for working out in the gym, and playing world of warcraft..only no American women within 20 miles of me #MFIIM
 
Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

The Lovely Boner said:
I'm going through the process to become a teacher, and going to classes and stuff. And it's overwhelmingly women in the classes. Okay, that's fine. But it seems all the pronouns seem to be she she she for the teachers, and he he he for the disruptive children in class in examples. Also, today during groupwork, I was the only guy in a group. Someone said something about being nervous that they don't have much experience dealing with little kids, and they got a chorus of "oh, your maternal instinct will kick in". I kind of sheepishly said after that "Uh, well, I'm having the same nervousness too". and I got a response of "Oh. Well, you'll figure out something!" #MFIM
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Throughout my school life (not counting college, where the numbers were a little different), I'd say less than 10% of the teachers I had were male.

However, of the favorite teachers that stick out in my mind, about 50% of them are male.

I'm not saying that men make better teachers. Not at all, I had just as many awesome female teachers. But since there is a social expectation of school teachers to be women, I'd guess that the men who succeed in becoming teachers are the ones with enough drive to get through that.
 
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