My fault, I'm male.

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Yesterday I worked, played a round of golf with my friend on his corporate pass, and went out to a lounge with my friends last night where I purchased what a friend called "sexy man-drinks".

Today I'm sitting in my boxers, eating candy and drinking tea. :p
 
Kinda off topic, but how awesome would it be to have a claymore that exploded into claymores? More or less awesome than the Punisher's sword-gun?
 
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*walks in, puts up a room deodorizer, and leaves quickly*
 
Yesterday, I spent most of the day completely naked. My girlfriend cooked for me and we had sex in front of the TV. Also, liquor.
Good day to be a man.
 
Today I got paid for working out in the gym, and playing world of warcraft..only no American women within 20 miles of me #MFIIM

Earlier this week, I was paid to play golf and later drink beer.[/QUOTE]

I get paid to wrestle, shoot, command, and take away people's civil liberties when they're not using them any more. Just sayin...[/QUOTE]

/brofist

Only replace wrestle with JOOOOJEETSU.
 
I have my first Amateur Cage fight when I get back. I already have a good basis of Brazilian Jujitsu I got to train with Hoyce Gracie when he did a training session with my unit. I am excited for it, I started my gym log and flexibility training. only 12 months to train!
 
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I wonder what joke will derail this thread into a possible oblivion.
 
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