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Earlier this week, I was paid to play golf and later drink beer.[/QUOTE]
I get paid to wrestle, shoot, command, and take away people's civil liberties when they're not using them any more. Just sayin...
Sorry, pal, this ain't the "My fault, I'm American" thread. *DUCKS!!*
Sorry, pal, this ain't the "My fault, I'm American" thread. *DUCKS!!*[/QUOTE]
*golfclap*
*hides Claymore trigger behind foot*
Alternately, how balling would you be to have a gold-plated Claymore that fired diamonds, rather than shot?
*suddenly pictures the Old Spice guy holding a claymore, which explodes and says "The claymore is now DIAMONDS!"*
Dude, my head... you're in it. *brofist*
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Wasabi Poptart
*walks in, puts up a room deodorizer, and leaves quickly*
One of the best perks of being a man is the ability to easily pee out of doors, out of windows, and moving cars.
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Philosopher B.
*Writes his name in the snow*
Earlier this week, I was paid to play golf and later drink beer.[/QUOTE]
I get paid to wrestle, shoot, command, and take away people's civil liberties when they're not using them any more. Just sayin...[/QUOTE]
/brofist
Only replace wrestle with JOOOOJEETSU.
I have my first Amateur Cage fight when I get back. I already have a good basis of Brazilian Jujitsu I got to train with Hoyce Gracie when he did a training session with my unit. I am excited for it, I started my gym log and flexibility training. only 12 months to train!
Green_Lantern
Staff member
me too!
me too!Wait..I mean I love my penis! That's what I meant! Shut up!
yay for penis's loving.
however, my beard is a bitch.
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crono1224
I wonder what joke will derail this thread into a possible oblivion.
Women's rights, amirite?
This thread was always a joke
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darkangel6988
Good Call
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Chazwozel
This thread was always a joke[/QUOTE]
NOT IT'S NOT! IT'S TOTALLY FOR SERIOUS ASSHOLE!
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Just walk it off
Drink water
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