Guys? This is probably the most surefire way to get a woman! Seriously, approach a woman, get their number and then leave these exact kind of messages.
Ladies? You agree, right? Right? Hello?
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Guys? This is probably the most surefire way to get a woman! Seriously, approach a woman, get their number and then leave these exact kind of messages.
Ladies? You agree, right? Right? Hello?
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Chazwozel
wow what a creeper.
North_Ranger
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Power.
Money.
Adonis-like physique.
Big penis.
That oughta cover it, right?
Money.
Adonis-like physique.
Big penis.
That oughta cover it, right?
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Iaculus
Funny, I thought you just had to leave out bait (for instance, a Banana Republic shopping voucher) in an open area, and then retreat to the nearest vantage point with a dart rifle and a pocketful of tranqs. It's worked so far, anyway.
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Iaculus
Tranq darts are cheaper.
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Philosopher B.
I dunno, guys, I have this weird feeling he's lying.
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Seriously, this is almost as funny as it is creepy. I love how he spends weekends 'working on a movie script'. I swear, the deliberate manner in which he speaks sounds like he's going to blow any minute and go on a killing spree. I assume he'd start with the six women that approach him every day, lol.
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Philosopher B.
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Matt²
O_O .. I have that exact answering machine.
Olga?
Well, I was a real dumbass when I was 18. Come to think of it, most 18 year olds are dumb. During my freshman year, I tried something similar (although it was not nearly as bad as THAT doozy) and pretty much got what I deserved. It boggles my mind that somebody can be his age and still not know the basic social skills.
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Philosopher B.
How dare you not call that man back, he was clearly a 'complete catch'. You must have been abused as a child! Quick, show us on the doll where you were touched.
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Matt²
How dare you not call that man back, he was clearly a 'complete catch'. You must have been abused as a child! Quick, show us on the doll where you were touched.[/QUOTE]
well he WAS pretty creepy! I think he escaped from a loony bin somewhere.
Thanks to some of my posts in this forum, you know how awful and immature I am with girls and relationships...
Well, I'm still pretty sure I'm much better than this guy.
Well, I'm still pretty sure I'm much better than this guy.
You know what the worst of all this? I believe this is the same guy here in Toronto that actually gives professional dating advice on how to pick up a woman.
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makare
So could this be a kind of "this is exactly what NOT to do" kind of thing?
just keeping hope alive.
Or, even worse, does this actually work?
So could this be a kind of "this is exactly what NOT to do" kind of thing?
just keeping hope alive.[/QUOTE]
No, I'm pretty certain that this guy really is this full of himself.
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Remember Dimitri the Lover? - Torontoist
Proof! With several links to other articles.
Oh yeah, this guy's serious:
THE OFFICIAL WEB SITE OF DIMITRI THE LOVER, CANADA'S GREATEST LOVER AND SEDUCER!
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makare
I tried to come up with something to say in response to that but I can't really think of anything.
I think I am getting punkd by life right now.
I think I am getting punkd by life right now.
Ah yeah, one more reason to hate Toronto.
"I hate the skydome and the CN Tower too/
Dmitri the Lover and the metro zoo..."
</western elitism>
"I hate the skydome and the CN Tower too/
Dmitri the Lover and the metro zoo..."
</western elitism>
Boom de yadda, boom de yadda, boom de yadda!
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Chazwozel
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makare
he's so....
only slimier and creepier.
only slimier and creepier.
This guy is a lunatic. I'm almost certain he reveres the amount of attention he is receiving, even though the majority of it is negative. Long rant short, he's just another IRL troll vying for that fifteen minutes of fame.
L-O-L, that blog on Dmitri is fucking scary!
L-O-L, that blog on Dmitri is fucking scary!
Please. Leisure Suit Larry has boatloads more class than Dimitri.he's so....
only slimier and creepier.
Which is sad.
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makare
Yeah i felt i was giving Larry the short end there.
Larry's cool.
Larry's cool.
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Iaculus
Dimitri the Lover
Real name: James Sears.
Former psychiatrist, lost his license after being convicted of sexually assaulting female patients.
Gee, bet nobody here saw that coming.
EDIT: Oh God, it gets worse.
Real name: James Sears.
Former psychiatrist, lost his license after being convicted of sexually assaulting female patients.
Gee, bet nobody here saw that coming.
EDIT: Oh God, it gets worse.
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