How to Attract a Woman

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Iaculus

Toronto Stud;439078][QUOTE=Amorous Eyes;439073][QUOTE=Toronto Stud said:
Overall quite an interesting character.
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He should be shot.[/QUOTE]

Can I quote you on that? lol! Opinion locally from many groups seems to mirror your own, but there are just as many fans. Interestingly, gay males like myself find Dimitri amusing, but lesbians loathe him. I have to run off to class now. I found the endorsement email Dimitri fired off here Dimitri the Lover Endorses Rob Ford in Email We'd Rather Not Share - Torontoist and also you might find this Page 3 article in the Toronto Sun on his "celebrity endorsement" of Rob Ford amusing. Mike Strobel is one of my favourite local writers, and a man I hope to one day emulate when I am a full fledged journalist These mayoral endorsements worth celebrating | Mike Strobel | Columnists | News | Toronto Sun[/QUOTE]

If this is, in fact accurate data, then I suspect that it has something to do with the fact that Sears doesn't predate upon guys.

Honestly, I think possibly the most disturbing thing about this fella is not that he's offering training on how to be a sleazeball just like him (it's not like he's the only guy on the market, and whilst the 'seduction community' has a pretty high baseline level of skeeziness, Sears is still a massive, obvious outlier), but that he offers his services as an expert witness for sexual assault/harassment cases. I mean, Jesus fuck.
 
Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

SpecialKO;439220][QUOTE=drifter said:
Must... resist... urge... aw, who am I kidding?



Heeheehee!
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That actually took more time than I was expecting it to.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I was thinking about it when I was pasting my face under peach's hand. The placement isn't ENTIRELY random. If this forum was in spanish, you'd be used to my "is he saying what I think he's saying" jokes. But, alas, I struggle with english.
 
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Chazwozel

So wait, was that really him using a sock-puppet account?


....sock-puppet...


...OH GOD!


 
Espy

Espy

Good question. I did a general search for Dimitri the Lover and after 4 or 5 pages of results I found nothing. It'd be interesting for this person to tell us how they found us. And if you really are Dimitri? Dude. Just say so. We are nothing, if not kind.
 
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Chazwozel

Ah Dimitri,

You're that guy in college we all knew. You would talk of having big game, but in the end we all knew you cried yourself to sleep. Half of your conquests were chicks so drunk they would probably fuck a decaying gorilla carcass, and the other half were so bat-shit insane that they would do it sober. We would roll our eyes at your zany sexual escapades (as if none of us could do what it is you do). The difference between that guy and you, Dimitri, is that "that guy" eventually grew out of it.

One could prescribe to Dimitri's lifestyle, and possibly delude himself into believing that his existence has any sort of merit or meaning. He just might make it to age 50 without putting a .22 barrel in his mouth and pulling the trigger.

If I were Dimitri, I'd save myself about 20 years and just fucking do it now.
 
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Chazwozel

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Does this mean Dmitri is kind of an advanced stage of Bro?
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"Brosefs" are less annoying than "Dimitri's (oh sweet he's got his own moniker). Even Tucker Max eventually realized what a douche he was.
 
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