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In a random encounter, who would win?
ThisGotta go with Conan on this one. Granted, Tarzan's got some moves, but he didn't f***in' stab a Great Old One in the face!
I don't think farting elephants and having the ability to swing yourself into a tree face first give George any kind of combat edge. Except if Conan just looks at him, thinks he's just some crazy schmuck hopped up on black lotus, and goes off to kill the monster in the valley over and schtoink scantily-clad women.Conan is a warrior skilled in fighting in both traditional warfare and in unique ways against men, beast and unholy creations.
Tarzan just lives with animals, happily ever after.
Conan wins easily.
Now Conan vs George of the Jungle is an entirely different scenario.
Methinks that's high priestess La of Opar.If that's Jane she isn't as prim and proper as I had been led to believe. >.>
It's always the quiet ones.
I don't think farting elephants and having the ability to swing yourself into a tree face first give George any kind of combat edge. Except if Conan just looks at him, thinks he's just some crazy schmuck hopped up on black lotus, and goes off to kill the monster in the valley over and schtoink scantily-clad women.[/QUOTE]Conan is a warrior skilled in fighting in both traditional warfare and in unique ways against men, beast and unholy creations.
Tarzan just lives with animals, happily ever after.
Conan wins easily.
Now Conan vs George of the Jungle is an entirely different scenario.
This is a Crommy argument to have.
Then grant us a better argument! And if you do not, then to HELL with you!This is a Crommy argument to have.