This has bugged me for awhile now:

[Element 117]

In a random encounter, who would win?

 

[sixpackshaker]

When did Tarzan start on the roids?

 

[Frank]

I think Conan would make short work of the jungle man.

 

[Azurephoenix]

Conan! Conan! Conan!

 

[Matt²]

I think this needs an NSFW tag on it.

 

[Mountebank]

From those pictures, Conan has naked women draping themselves at his feet, whereas Tarzan has just slapped Queen Of The Pasties to the ground. I've got to side with Conan.

 

[Baerdog]

Conan will crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and hear the lamentation of their women.

 

[sixpackshaker]

that is best...

 

[North_Ranger]

Gotta go with Conan on this one. Granted, Tarzan's got some moves, but he didn't f***in' stab a Great Old One in the face!

 

[Chibibar]

Gotta go with Conan on this one. Granted, Tarzan's got some moves, but he didn't f***in' stab a Great Old One in the face!

This
Conan is one tough cookie!

 

[HCGLNS]

Conan is a warrior skilled in fighting in both traditional warfare and in unique ways against men, beast and unholy creations.

Tarzan just lives with animals, happily ever after.

Conan wins easily.

Now Conan vs George of the Jungle is an entirely different scenario.

 

[North_Ranger]

Conan is a warrior skilled in fighting in both traditional warfare and in unique ways against men, beast and unholy creations.

Tarzan just lives with animals, happily ever after.

Conan wins easily.

Now Conan vs George of the Jungle is an entirely different scenario.

I don't think farting elephants and having the ability to swing yourself into a tree face first give George any kind of combat edge. Except if Conan just looks at him, thinks he's just some crazy schmuck hopped up on black lotus, and goes off to kill the monster in the valley over and schtoink scantily-clad women.

 

[makare]

If that's Jane she isn't as prim and proper as I had been led to believe. >.>


It's always the quiet ones.

 

[North_Ranger]

If that's Jane she isn't as prim and proper as I had been led to believe. >.>


It's always the quiet ones.

Methinks that's high priestess La of Opar.

 

[Null]

Tarzan would do better if he had been raised by chimpanzees instead of gorillas, but Conan would still destroy him. Tarzan would have to be tough and agile and strong - but Conan was all of that, and a killer to boot, the sword being but one of his many tools.

 

[HCGLNS]

Conan is a warrior skilled in fighting in both traditional warfare and in unique ways against men, beast and unholy creations.

Tarzan just lives with animals, happily ever after.

Conan wins easily.

Now Conan vs George of the Jungle is an entirely different scenario.

I don't think farting elephants and having the ability to swing yourself into a tree face first give George any kind of combat edge. Except if Conan just looks at him, thinks he's just some crazy schmuck hopped up on black lotus, and goes off to kill the monster in the valley over and schtoink scantily-clad women.[/QUOTE]

Uh Hello? Non-reality calling. George is completely indestructible! Conan could performs acts of violence and carnality that would kill Tarzan if he even just read about them on George for days at a time without so much as scratching George.

 

[SpecialKO]

If it was a race from point A to point B to rescue a damsel in distress, Tarzan would totally get there first.

In a straight fight, Conan, no question.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

This is a Crommy argument to have.

 

[Frank]

This is a Crommy argument to have.

 

[Telephius]

This is a Crommy argument to have.

Then grant us a better argument! And if you do not, then to HELL with you!

 

[Officer_Charon]

It is dark. The grue is likely to be eaten by a Conan.