The Awesome Videos Thread (with Extra Sauce!)

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[PatrThom]

Omigod. It's like my entire day, squashed down into 3 minutes.

--Patrick

 

[Hylian]

 

[Docseverin]

In the spirit of Christmas, and for all the soldiers who like me won't be home for the holidays.

 

[FnordBear]

 

[sixpackshaker]

If you do not know the musical piece TUBULAR BELLS, it is time to get acquainted.

Put on your headphones.





And, the payoff. For those of you who are Too Long Did Not Listen...

 

[drifter]

 

[North_Ranger]

Just found this: Bite Me - The Gamer's Zombie Apocalypse Series.

Looks pretty damn funny so far.

 

[Philosopher B.]

This is one of the best things I've ever seen:

 

[General Specific]

In the spirit of Christmas, and for all the soldiers who like me won't be home for the holidays.

It's not said nearly as often as it should be: Thank you, Doc. You and your fellow soldiers, which includes my brother, do a job I could never do. For that you will always have my gratitude. I hope, despite the fact that you could not be home, that you had a good Christmas.

 

[Bones]

agreed, many of our own do what they must, whatever side, whatever the war. their sacrifice greater than any other. some who may never see their homeland in one piece or more. those who will suffer so that we may sleep in quiet peace, so we may enjoy a life without fear of what next bogeyman awaits us. I have no words for the men and women who do the unthinkable so people like me, cowards who fear war, will never have to experience it. I will make no qualms, I will make no excuses, I am not worthy of enjoying what they have earned for me. as GS stated, I hope if your Christmas was not great, it was at least not terrible either. I am in debt to all who walk through the valley of the shadow of death.

 

[drifter]

 

[Hylian]

 

[GasBandit]

Japan is now selling an automatic titjiggler that claims to also increase bust size by.. uh... near as I can tell (my moonspeak isn't so good) by improving circulation and stimulating fat cell growth in the boob?

 

[drifter]

Out of curiosity, does anyone know the etymology behind "moon people," or is it a Juski original?

 

[PatrThom]

How, exactly, would you wear one discreetly? It seems like it would be more obviously obvious (and less effective) than the Brava system. You'd think the jiggling would be a giveaway.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

It's a common interweb meme. Japanese writing is also frequently referred to as "moon runes" as in "WTF is with this game, I can't read frickin moonrunes."

I'm certain I've been seeing it on 4chan for years.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Hailey Knight]

 

[Docseverin]

So many flash bangs I got an erection every time one went off!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1WBANK5EpQ

 

[Docseverin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZkDEFQBMus The first clip is me instructing one of our Mortars on how to do sutures. The kid had been in a car accident, and you get to see some of the traumas we took care of. This took place on a small base call Cobra Base in Afghanistan.

 

[drifter]

It's been done before, but I found the cloud of flames in this one quite appealing.

 

[Hylian]

 

[Dave]

His voice is pretty amazing. Great find by them and I think any station in that area would be SMART to pick him up and get the pub that went with it. Talk about a win/win situation!

 

[North_Ranger]

Holy fuckin' ghost of Marconi, that man's voice just blew me away! Thank God he wasn't promoting a product, I would have had to run off to buy it NAOWGH!

Who am I kidding... *goes to watch Family Guy*

 

[GasBandit]

Randon can fit 20 quarters in his bellybutton. What have YOU done today?

 

[drifter]

 

[North_Ranger]

Guys, guys! I just found something new about the homeless guy with a golden voice. It's over here and there's new video footage of her from CBS's The Early Show.

 

[Hylian]

 

[FnordBear]

 

[FnordBear]

 

[Dave]

My God it's true! NOBODY FLIES TO MADAGASCAR!!

 

[drifter]

I'd hate to be this kid at school the next day.

 

[Hylian]

 

[Hylian]