not so serious but I want to rant II: Redemption

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makare

That sucks. Especially the falling. I slipped on the ice walking home from school yesterday and I'm still hurting. It pisses me off.
 
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My brother is not going to be able to watch my kids tonight, so I won't be attending one of my best friends 21st B-day. My girlfriend and I were planning a night of debauchery and drinking with a large group of people, but that's out the window now. -sigh-
 
Went to my first Chiropracter appointment... Consisted of a strange man massaging my ass for 20 minutes followed by him mounting me on the table to readjust my back. Awkward.
 
Rant:

I started getting really bad acne all over my face when I was 16. Throughout high school and the beginning of college, I wasted money on countless different medications/creams/washes/etc to try and remedy the situation. Nothing worked, but I kept trying new things in hopes I would find what was right to work. It lowered my self esteem, made me self-conscious, and I hated taking pictures.

So now, at 19, I've been looking for home remedies that I haven't tried before. One thing I saw in a lot of places was that dairy can often times cause acne in people. "Interesting", I thought. "I guess I can try going off of dairy for a bit and see how my skin looks. It won't work, but I'm willing to try anything at this point."

My skin is clearing up more than ever in just a matter of days. My favorite thing in the world is cheese.

I am very conflicted on whether I should be glad my skin is looking nice, or if I should be angry that I have to give up cheese.
Drink nothing but water. That helps too.
 
Apparently the local groceries no longer stock my favorite cookies. Sweet spectre of raspberry oatmeal, why must you taunt me so?
 
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HoH made me chuckle but...
It's buzzinga goddamit. I refuse to bow to the corporate man's spelling/pronounciation of this 'bazinga'. Fie I say!
 
Man we had 2 inches of snow before I went to bed and it was still coming down. I woke up to find it raining and almost all the snow melted :(
 

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I love my new work, substituting though it may be... but the commute is a pain in the ass. Quite literally, since in order to get to the high school I have to drive through the town center, where the roads are bumpy as hell due to lack of snow and ice removal. Also, in total I have to drive about 2,5 hours a day.
 
Woke up this morning to a mountain of snow and the fact that Money for Nothing by Dire Straits is now a hate crime in my country.
 
I have shingles, and while trying to figure out if I had taken one of my four anti-virus pills for it, I had to resort to counting the remaining pills. I am now eagerly awaiting my AARP membership application.
 
Every time I trim my beard, it results in a certain number of the beard hairs being barbed. More than once I've had to use tweezers to go after a hair that had embedded itself into my thumb.
 
Every time I trim my beard, it results in a certain number of the beard hairs being barbed. More than once I've had to use tweezers to go after a hair that had embedded itself into my thumb.
Okay, that's exactly what's been happening.

Damn. Sunday morning = time for a real shave.
 
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makare

Well this sucks. I am having some inexplicable allergic reaction. I am covered in hives and my left eye is swollen shut. I had to go to walmart, in a blizzard, to get some benadryl. And of course if you are at walmart, in a blizzard, looking like crap, you will of course run into someone you know.


Crapicus.
 
Well this sucks. I am having some inexplicable allergic reaction. I am covered in hives and my left eye is swollen shut. I had to go to walmart, in a blizzard, to get some benadryl. And of course if you are at walmart, in a blizzard, looking like crap, you will of course run into someone you know.


Crapicus.
Fortunately if your reaction is bad enough they won't recognize you.
 
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makare

I had a pretty light hearted attitude about this reaction 12 hours ago before a clinic visit, an ER visit, two shots in my ass, and over twelve hours of misery.

Right now I just hate the world.
 
So this evening I changed my profile picture on Facebook to the drawing of Pratchett's Death petting a kitten. About 30 minutes ago, my little brother send me a message asking me what the hell is up with my profile picture and how awful it is and how it looks like it's of THE DEVIL.
Now, I love my little brother. I love my whole family but I'm beginning to remember why I moved 2000 miles away from them. If he's gotten this rigid over religion as he's gotten older, do I want to move back to the South?
 
Why oh why did I make my paypal password so long. My hungover fingers kept missing 1 freaking key toward the end of a 25 letter password. 5 FRICKING TIMES!!!!
 
Third night in a row my cat woke me up. This time it's an hour and a half after I fell asleep, knocking over the water cup I use to clean my brushes. This resulted in the soaking of my DS and 3 shelves of stuff.

After spending the last 15 minutes cleaning it up, he's on the bed kneading away and purring like he is the king of the world.
 
Do you use a bucket? Cause it sounds like a lot more than a glass to wash out a DS and three shelves.

I've been failing many times lately. New fail: spent a lot of money on a future vacation, only to realize we have no idea who will care for the rats while we're gone. Very, very stupid of me.
 
Nah, just a small cup, really. You'd be surprised just how far that little cup of water goes. (I know I was)

Poor rats! I hope you can find someone to care for them while on vacation.
 
We got insurance, so it's not impossible to cancel and get most of the money back; I'm not gonna put the little guys into a bad situation so we can go away for a week. At the same time, they're likely to live to October 2012 or beyond, and we can't just put off doing anything for that time period. We have family nearby, but I'd feel like an ass asking them to come feed them and pick up their shit when we couldn't house-sit their dogs.
 
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