Your State is worst at something.

[GasBandit]

Sometimes it's even worst at two things.

 

[Jiarn]

I would say Texas is probably also the worst for Teen Age Pregnancy....

Edit:
http://womensissues.about.com/od/datingandsex/a/TeenPregStates.htm

Wow it's #5? I'd have never guessed.

 

[Mathias]

Utah: most porn usage. Oh you wacky Mormons.

 

[MindDetective]

Nerdiest state? Oh no! Those poor people. We have to do something to help them!

 

[drifter]

Whoa, watch your 6, makare >.>

Kind of amused about Utah.

 

[AshburnerX]

Nerdiest state? Oh no! Those poor people. We have to do something to help them!

Yeah, that was my thought too. I'd probably pick "Worst Brain Drain" as very few young, educated people remain in Ohio once they get a degree and fewer come to the state due to lack of opportunity.

 

[Krisken]

Booyah! Binge Drinking FTW!

 

[Hylian]

Washington: Offering another reason to keep your pet inside (for there safety from others not whatever you are thinking you sicko)

 

[Shakey]

Tornadoes? The hell.

 

[TheBrew]

Hah, I don't live in a state, I live in a district.

So we are probably the worst at everything.

 

[Vagabond]

AIDS?

Shit just got real.

 

[Wahad]

I laughed at ''Ugliest Residents'' and ''Dumbest State''. Seems kind of...innocuous in comparison to the other things. (Also goes for ''Nerdiest State obviously)

 

[sixpackshaker]

I am not surprised by the lowest graduation rate. I taught at one school that had around a 40% rate. The vast majority of those kids that did not graduate came to that school during their high school years from nations with different languages.

 

[Gryfter]

Air Pollution for CA? Damn LaLa Land for bringing the whole state down.

 

[Fun Size]

This is completely inaccurate. I'm in Michigan, and we fucking rock at unemployment.

 

[Chad Sexington]

Wait, if you're the worst at rape, does that mean there's a lot of rape, or not very much? This could be a really positive map, guys.

 

[Fun Size]

That's all I can think of, especially the abortion one.

"I'm sorry ma'am. You're just going to have to give birth to this baby. On the bright side, we totally took care of all that pesky navel lint."

 

[Tress]

Air Pollution for CA? Damn LaLa Land for bringing the whole state down.

I thought that too. I would have guessed we would have the worst cost of living, beating out Hawaii.

 

[Dei]

Cocaine? Really? I thought it would be Meth.

 

[Piotyr]

My first thought is how bad must Tennessee be to beat out Illinois for corruption, the state that actually has a 2 governor streak of jail time.

 

[GasBandit]

Wait, if you're the worst at rape, does that mean there's a lot of rape, or not very much? This could be a really positive map, guys.

No, in this list, you always assume the negative of any ambiguous context. Because it's worst.

 

[makare]

There is a serious sexual assault problem on the reservations in Sodak that is for sure.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Ha! We're the best at being the worst at something! Other 49 states, stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

 

[Biannoshufu]

i laughed so hard I snorted when I read this

 

[General Specific]

Anyone else see the irony in Iowa having the oldest population?

Also, I must say that SC is worst at a lot more stuff than just the # of mobile homes.

 

[SpecialKO]

While I'm not surprised NJ is worst at taxes, I'd have thought that it would also be worst at other things.

Like having worst daily commute over NY.

And the worst imitation/wannabe Vegas.

 

[phil]

I'd move to the nerdiest state if I wasn't afraid of a bunch of arsonists with AIDS attacking from the east.

 

[AshburnerX]

I'd move to the nerdiest state if I wasn't afraid of a bunch of arsonists with AIDS attacking from the east.

There is a reason that more astronauts come from Ohio than any other state. It's because your only far enough away from Ohio once you've achieved Orbit. Take this lesson to heart and stay as far away from it as you can.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

There is a reason that more astronauts come from Ohio than any other state. It's because your only far enough away from Ohio once you've achieved Orbit. Take this lesson to heart and stay as far away from it as you can.

 

[AshburnerX]

It's more symbolic than anything.

 

[linglingface]

HAHA bestiality! XD

 

[DarkAudit]

So WV missed out on most of the stereotypes and wound up with heart attacks.

IN YOUR FACE MAINE, IOWA, MISSISSIPPI AND GEORGIA!!!

 

[GasBandit]

Somebody else came back with "Your state is best at something."

Maybe if sodak took more mental health days, they'd be a little less quick on the trigger with the surprise sex!

 

[makare]

We don't need mental health days because we get so many snow days.

 

[Vagabond]

Highest income, yet also the highest percentage of AIDS?

We are fucking all the statistics up.