People that put ketchup on everything.
God, that fucking annoys me, too. I'm an obese dude, but on the rare occasion that I order a salad, it's just a goddamn salad. I don't like salad dressing for the most part (I usually just put a little salt on it). But most of the time? I'll go right ahead and order the cheeseburger. It's not a mystery how I got in this shape. When I'm going out to eat, it's because I want something different, not because I'm trying to impress someone.Pet Peeve: When I used to wait tables I would have these morbidly obese guys and gals come in and order a salad. Good for them right? Except it was always the salad that had fried chicken, tons of cheese, maybe some more cheese and then they would dump blue cheese or ranch all over it until it resembled oddly colored mashed potatoes. Sometimes they would actually use MAYO instead of salad dressing because I guess they weren't dying fast enough.
Of course every got-danged time they ordered this? They would say the same thing: "I'm being healthy today!"
I love this post.The goddamn teacher's lounge. It's a sea of Lean Cuisines and bitching about fat butts. I eat outdoors in the sunshine where I can enjoy my peanut butter sandwich without some lady talking about how she "could never have that."
Wildsoul, I find myself liking you more and more.People who live beyond their means and then cry about how they have no money a day after pay day.
I totally agree. Extrapolate it to everything the complainer could do something about. I hate being told I'm "lucky" that I'm nearing 40 and get mistaken for an undergrad all the time. It ain't luck. I exercise everyday. I don't eat 30 lbs of food a meal. It's hard work and will power. Don't blow it off as "luck" because you can't do it.They're ALL nice ladies... until they whip out their sad, bland little meals and start clucking about what Oprah or whoever said about weight loss.
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*sigh* I needed that.
This is why I usually eat in a better-than-usual gas station on the way, and not bring my meal into the teachers' lounge.They're ALL nice ladies... until they whip out their sad, bland little meals and start clucking about what Oprah or whoever said about weight loss.
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*sigh* I needed that.
I was on a phone with someone just now, and he said "boughten." As in, "I just boughten that."
Argh.
Boughten? God damn.I was on a phone with someone just now, and he said "boughten." As in, "I just boughten that."
Argh.
Ok. This is the best image.