The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[Officer_Charon]

I routinely dream that the trigger-pull on my Glock is something on the order of about 100-lbs... makes for interesting times.

Last night, however, I was in the middle of The Great Escape, digging a tunnel to FREEDOM! Except there were penguins. And penguins do not dig so well...

 

[Emrys]

Last night, however, I was in the middle of The Great Escape, digging a tunnel to FREEDOM! Except there were penguins. And penguins do not dig so well...

Sounds like you got some bad sushi last night.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Now you've got me wondering if I can finger pull 100lb...

When I was at Camp LeJeune, the weight-room there had a grip-machine, consisting of two small bars attached to weight plates. Squeeze the bars together, lift the plates. I was doing sets of 15 reps at 100 lbs... that's about what the trigger pull feels like in my dreams

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

I routinely dream that the trigger-pull on my Glock is something on the order of about 100-lbs... makes for interesting times.

Last night, however, I was in the middle of The Great Escape, digging a tunnel to FREEDOM! Except there were penguins. And penguins do not dig so well...

You need to watch Madagascar.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Those penguins are reinforced by the rule of cool. I, for one, will welcome our new penguin overlords when they come

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

 

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I routinely dream that the trigger-pull on my Glock is something on the order of about 100-lbs... makes for interesting times.

Last night, however, I was in the middle of The Great Escape, digging a tunnel to FREEDOM! Except there were penguins. And penguins do not dig so well...

on account of the flippers.

 

[Officer_Charon]

That appears interesting... we need a pantsless viking on this, stat! *grins*

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

I asked him about it a while ago. He hadn't heard of it.

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[Silver Jelly]

On monday I started what is probably one of my stupider projects ever: a secret webcomic. It's on the internet, but I'm not sharing it because I want to see how much time I can resist without sharing it on facebook (but I may tell the url to close friends, even if I'm trying not to, it wouldn't be against "the rules".

It's based on pictures of doodle comics I do about daily events or random thoughts about my life. It's all very underground.

 

[Fun Size]

Yeah, I started a secret blog once. Wasn't meant to be a secret, but based on my traffic, it was a secret nonetheless.

 

[General Specific]

 

[General Specific]

 

[Cajungal]

Halforums' ads keep suggesting that I dress up in Lolita garb. No thanks, Halforums.

 

[General Specific]

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?

 

[figmentPez]

Halforums' ads keep suggesting that I dress up in Lolita garb. No thanks, Halforums.

That's my fault, isn't it?

 

[Cajungal]

No. It is silly, and it looks uncomfortable.
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That's my fault, isn't it?

If that's the worst I have to deal with while still getting to see awesome cosplay, then by all means, carry on. ^_^

 

[sixpackshaker]

CRAP! I had something amusing to post here, but I read a couple of posts and forgot what the hell I was going to say.

 

[Shakey]

Someone mentioned armyworms today, and in my typical fashion I head to google to see if I can find any odd facts about them. I came across a recipe for armyworm wine. I'm now torn as to whether or not I want to try and make it. I don't think I'd even be able to find enough worms for it now, and I can't imagine what all those dead worm carcasses would look like after fermenting for seven days, but my curiosity is now nagging at me to try it.

 

[sixpackshaker]

The ads for this forum can not decide whether I am lonely and need to date, Asian-or-Russian Girls, or Wealthy Men...

 

[Emrys]

The ads for this forum can not decide whether I am lonely and need to date, Asian-or-Russian Girls, or Wealthy Men...

Why not try both?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Why not try both?

Well both meaning Asian and Russian Girls? Or both as in Girls and Boys?

 

[Baerdog]

Wealthy Asian and Russian men.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I saw a TV ad the other day that had me puzzled for a bit.. There was a traffic jam on a hot day. A beautiful woman in a nice skirt LEAPS from her car and RUNS up to an 18-wheeler with MAGNUM printed on the side...

I was thinking that if that woman needed that many condoms that desperately... some one was going to have one hell of a weekend...

It turned out to be a new Ice Cream Brand named for a condom.

 

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My wife and I recently tried them out. I have to admit they're kinda pricey when the box only holds three. Further, they really weren't outstanding - they pretty much fell in between all the other "specialty" ice cream bars.

This STILL works when you replace ice cream bars with condoms in your post.

 

[Silver Jelly]

Is this the same Magnum ice creams we have around here? They are pretty standard around here, and they are even used to define the "style" of Ice-cream ("is it a cone, an ice cream sandwitch, a popsicle or a magnum?")
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http://www.google.es/search?q=magnum helados&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=es&tab=wi&biw=1920&bih=993

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

I'm using a desktop after a year of exclusively using a laptop. The 19" widescreen monitor is HUGE! lol

 

[figmentPez]

Is this the same Magnum ice creams we have around here? They are pretty standard around here, and they are even used to define the "style" of Ice-cream ("is it a cone, an ice cream sandwitch, a popsicle or a magnum?")

Same company, same style, making a big push to make a name for themselves in the United States. I have no idea if the quality is the same here as it is elsewhere (though I'm guessing not, since most of us here are so used to crap that we'll eat anything as long as it's got enough salt and sugar added.)

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

They're also known as Good Humor over here in the US. It's all part of the same company.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

In which two dumbasses talk about how smart they are over facebook

 

[Krisken]

Holy crap.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Can I get a yeehaw?!

 

[Cajungal]

I can't even get past the 3rd post. Gragglbdhl.

I got a backwards hug from an elderly man at work today. Better than getting my ass grabbed. He was telling a waitress a joke, and while he was laughing, he grabbed me and hugged me and shook me around a little. Laughing REALLY hard at his own joke, funny little dude. His arms and hands were WAY above my breasts, so it didn't really make me feel uncomfortable, just... surprised. I just kind of smiled and wished him a good day, and he did the same. Interesting.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Seej, power through it. They use commas instead of periods, are prone to run-on sentences, and occasionally have incomplete thoughts.

My favorite is " exactly, like, i kid u not , i could live my entire life and NEVER know what quantum mechanics, or string theory,"