GasBandit
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A Feudal Lord.
51 year old Lost actor marries 16 year old country singer
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Wasabi Poptart
My father would have shot him.
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Disconnected
sounds like a game of.... thrones
GasBandit
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But here, it's not the Iron Throne, but the Porcelain one.
And if she just runs off with him? What are you going to then?
Invade and conquer France. It's been a while.
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Wasabi Poptart
Even if she ran off with him, she needed parental permission to get married. If the parents didn't approve, they could have him arrested. The girl is only 16, not 20!
Oh god my ears!
Does she actually have fans? Do people other than her parents consume her music? I know taste is subjective, but this is just bad. I can't even enjoy it ironically.
Wait... let me try...
There we go.
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Philosopher B.
At least Rebecca Black was bad in an entertaining way.
Also, I had no idea you could get married at that age. That's pretty fucked up!
Also, I had no idea you could get married at that age. That's pretty fucked up!
15 years ago in Texas, a girl could be a topless dancer at 15 with her parents' permission. One school I taught at, half the girls on the drill team were strippers in high dollar "gentleman's clubs."
I've never seen a Gentleman walk in or out of one of those places.
I've never seen a Gentleman walk in or out of one of those places.
Okay, so they're married, got parental permission, whatever. Here's the question that's really bothering me: how did they get to this point? Presumably before they got married they had to be dating, right? And if she's living at home, maybe getting picked up from there for dates, her parents had to know she was dating a 50+ year old man long before they were "really in love" or before they knew he was the "nicest guy ever" or whatever the quotes are.
What kind of parents let that happen? How do you let something like this go on long enough to get to the point where you're comfortable with them getting married, even barring how fucked up that approval is? I just...either they're horrible, horrible parents or they knew beforehand that he had money and put that ahead of their daughter's well-being.
...wait. I guess they're terrible parents either way.
What kind of parents let that happen? How do you let something like this go on long enough to get to the point where you're comfortable with them getting married, even barring how fucked up that approval is? I just...either they're horrible, horrible parents or they knew beforehand that he had money and put that ahead of their daughter's well-being.
...wait. I guess they're terrible parents either way.
figmentPez
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That particular Gentleman's Club is in a very nasty part of town..."take it off,pleasewould you kindly!"
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Chibibar
ok. Gas, I watch the video and it is pretty annoying (message is good but her voice) she is 16? sounds like 21 and looks like over 30
Really? She sounds 16 to me. Like, really, um, 16. You know?
Nope, stupid people sound like that no matter how much older they got...
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makare
She looks like that guy (i think it is a guy) who was throwing a fit about people leaving Britney alone.
"My breasts are totally 'rill'"
Why on Earth did this guy marry her? I'd fucking be going through a roll of duct tape a day just to keep her from talking.
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