North_Ranger
Staff member
Okay, go f*** yourselves, the lot of you.
I'm going to go and invest in some Star-Spangled Banner toilet paper...
I'm going to go and invest in some Star-Spangled Banner toilet paper...
NR, hell will freeze over before you could do any better than Harding.As if you could taint our flag and liberty any worse than [insert president you hate here]!!!
How long until Secret Santa?
North_Ranger
Staff member
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You send me something like that and I swear I will do horrible things to you, your loved ones and your stuffed animals.
North_Ranger
Staff member
Sleep with one eye open, because I will have my vengeance, in this world or the next.That's why it is Secret Santa.
And now that I have planted the seed of evil into my fellow forumites, it's nigh inevitable you will receive a pair for every major holiday, including Canada Day!
They are only sauna pants, what is there to get so worked up over?
Ball sweat, apparently.
North_Ranger
Staff member
Because they have nothing to do with a proper, relaxing sauna. They are rubber pockets filled with water to boil your balls like ten-minute eggs.
Plus, sauna is a pretty firmly set institution in my neck of the woods, and to hear those things being called sauna pants... well, to me that sounds the same as someone selling Lone Star State toilet paper might sound to you. In addition, I f***in' hate that joke already. It wasn't funny the first time, it ain't funny now.
Selling Lone Star State toilet paper sounds hilarious to me.
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Wasabi Poptart
The sauna pants completely miss the beatings with damp birch branches and writhing around in the snow.
Sounds itchy, but if that's what floats your boat...
See, I love my country (and my state, TEXAS! ), but I also believe that you have the freedom to do as you wish with your own behind.
North_Ranger
Staff member
Thank you. I was getting pretty f***in' tired with that lame-ass joke. Now I know what Calleja felt like during that whole cum-in-your-eye thing...
We may have found a new method of birth control.
My Chinese geography is rusty. Care to share more about the trip?
Well, youll see soon enough in the new picture thread...that is if my external HD stops having problems. Windows 7 suddenly doesnt recognize the device for some reason. Anyhow for reference, Hunan is a southern chinese province. It's the province Mao was born in and is home to the spiciest food in China. Zhang jia Jie is in the northern part of the province and contains the mountains that were used in Avatar--except for the floating part that is
North_Ranger
Staff member
Acta... est finita. Plaudite!
The Medieval Market ended yesterday... I'm only now beginning to recover. Pictures, perhaps even video, will be forthcoming.
The Medieval Market ended yesterday... I'm only now beginning to recover. Pictures, perhaps even video, will be forthcoming.
Man, today was just a good day all around:
Started work today at my new job.
Got myused copy of Game of Thrones in the mail today.
It's actually from the same set as the rest of my Ice and Fire set. (I thought for sure it was from an older publishing run, but it matches)
Also got a letter from the government- my HST Cheque.
Started work today at my new job.
Got myused copy of Game of Thrones in the mail today.
It's actually from the same set as the rest of my Ice and Fire set. (I thought for sure it was from an older publishing run, but it matches)
Also got a letter from the government- my HST Cheque.
http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75882/27928765/Well,_I_didnt_see_that_coming
It's just too awesome for the Games forum, it must embrace the Epic winness!
It's just too awesome for the Games forum, it must embrace the Epic winness!
North_Ranger
Staff member
Awww, that was both cute and awesome.
Just for that, Melmacian, I'm gonna let you have one day without the threat of Finnish revenge. Use it well.
Just for that, Melmacian, I'm gonna let you have one day without the threat of Finnish revenge. Use it well.
That.... made me want ice cream.
Only if you have the key!
OK, fine. I'll just have some of the frozen yogurt in my freezer then.
