Not into tattoos or piercings on yours truly, thank you very much. First of all, I don't know what I would like to put on myself. And second, being a fat guy means I don't want to risk... stretching or contracting.
The apadravya? Meh, I remember being horrified when I first heard of such things. Wouldn't do them, myself, but whatever rocks your boat. And on a related note... female vaginal piercings range in my mind from the rare god-damn hot to more common tacky as hell. Never been with someone who's had their downstairs nailed, though.
I do have to say that certain kinds of tattoos on the female body make me horny as hell. I have this female friend whom I run into only infrequently these days but who is the living embodiment of the phrase "I would hit that like the fist of an angry god". She is a bird lover, but unfortunately due to massive allergies she had to give up her budgies and parrots.
Now she has an artistic all-black phoenix going from the nape of her neck to her loins. And it makes her look even hotter.
And no, I know I won't actually hit that. We're friends and I'm not her type. But DA-YUM!