Had a yard sale today. We moved this monstrous entertainment center made out of solid oak, and put it in the driveway to sell. It's ridiculously heavy and large, so I just want it gone. I put a $20 sign on it and made it clear I would not help folks move it/deliver it.
Here's where the problem comes in. A neighbor from the apartment complex next door comes over and offers me $5. I say no. He comes back an hour later, repeats the same offer. Again, no. This goes on and on all day long. Finally he gives in and says he'll pay $20. He brings a friend over, puts it on a handtruck, and starts to leave. I shout for him to give me the money first, but he swears he's going next door to get the cash. He wheels the thing away, and doesn't return. Then I hear banging. And more banging. I go to the other side of the fence, and there he is with the entertainment center on the ground, a hammer in one hand, and a crowbar in the other. He's prying the top half off because he couldn't get it to fit into his apartment (this thing is monstrous). Naturally I'm pissed since he hasn't paid a dime, so I go tell him to give me the money. He follows me back to the cash box and hands me a $20. That should be all, right?
Of course not.
He stands there with his hand out expecting change. I give him a look and say "What?" He starts screaming about how I owe him $15 in change, he never agreed to pay, he should get some kind of "neighbor discount," blah blah blah. All my family and friends stand next to me while I point out that he agreed to the listed $20 price, and I even repeated it back to him to make sure. Now he wants to get in my face and go apeshit. It's even more hilarious because I'm a big dude, he's a small older guy. I cross my arms, give him the "Are you fucking kidding me?' stare, and refuse to back down. Finally he gives up and walks away, swearing at me in another language.
I'm still waiting to see if he calls the cops. I had better not see a single thing on my house vandalized, either. Asshole.