Laugh it up, fuzzball! (Dave's comedy tonight)

[strawman]

I probably missed wishing you well, but if not, GOOD LUCK!

 

[Dave]

Nope. I don't leave quite yet. I'll be going in a couple hours. And yes, it's being videotaped. I hope to have a copy in the next day or two.

By the way, my stage name is Dave DeLong.

 

[Officer_Charon]

By the way, my stage name is Dave DeLong.

 

[Dave]

That's actually the reaction I'm going for. Start with a funny name and the rest falls into place.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

That's actually the reaction I'm going for. Start with a funny name and the rest falls into place.

I don't get the name. I keep saying it but it's not funny. Anyone enlighten me?

 

[Hailey Knight]

I don't get the name. I keep saying it but it's not funny. Anyone enlighten me?

Dave the Long.

He has a big dick. It drives the comedy crowd wild.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

That's not funny.

 

[Dave]

It's funnier than Dave Nihsen. At least I can make something out of Dave DeLong.

 

[phil]

Never forget who you are, Dave!

 

[Dave]

I'm DeLong you need, not DeLong you want!

 

[fade]

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Shoulda made your stage name turbo

 

[Espy]

Go git 'em Dave!

 

[Chad Sexington]

Alright Dave, a little advice:
Directions in which you may fuck: left, right, forward, backward, diagonally, down.

Directions in which you may not fuck: up.

 

[Emrys]

Break a leg! Preferably someone else's.

 

[strawman]

Break a heart! Preferably someone else's.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

I hope you kill. Preferably with missiles because they make big booms

 

[Emrys]

Copy cats.

 

[Shegokigo]

Break a leg! Preferably someone else's.

More likely to break a hip

 

[Dave]

Just got back. I ended up going on first and I fucking killed it. Good crowd response, I only missed 2 jokes I had planned on (but didn't miss them) and I did a solid 9-10 minutes. I'll have the video up in a day or two so you can see me in action.

I've been asked to come back as a feature act. Score!

 

[Shegokigo]

Can't wait to see the vid!

 

[Dave]

Guy that won "Best Comic in LA 2011", JC Morgan, went on after me and I was told I blew him out of the water. This is him. He did the same set.

 

[Dave]

Oh, and two other things of note. Dave DeLong has his own Facebook page now. So friend me, bitches!

Also, after my gig a woman came up behind me, threw her arms around me and said loudly, "You were so great! I wanna fuck you!" After wiping the astonished look off my face I introduced her to my wife who was sitting next to me, none too pleased.

Nothing I could do about it but man was that awkward!

 

[Cheesy1]

Soooooo, your wife said "no" then?

 

[Jax]

Also, after my gig a woman came up behind me, threw her arms around me and said loudly, "You were so great! I wanna fuck you!" After wiping the astonished smug look off my face I introduced her to my wife who was sitting next to me, none too pleased.

Nothing I could do about it but man was that awkward awesome!

FTFY

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Congo rats

 

[Dave]

Congo rats

And the name Dave DeLong got some laughs, thank you very much!

 

[CrimsonSoul]

I'll let you know how horrible it is when I see the vid.

 

[Shegokigo]

Did you really friend yourself on facebook?

 

[Dave]

Did you really friend yourself on facebook?

Yes, but only so I could link them and so that if someone goes to my "normal" site they can see the DeLong account.

 

[Espy]

SWEET!

 

[Hylian]

I can't wait to see the video

 

[Dave]

Remember me telling you about the crazy woman who "wanted to fuck me" and it made me all uncomfortable? Yeah. The wife is pissed at me. God damn it! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!

 

[Dave]

Edit for the Facebook thing. Ame told me I had done it wrong doing it as a person instead of a page. So I converted it. Now I'm reconfiguring again. She told me if you've already been friended that it'll carry over. We'll see.

 

[phil]

Just tell your wife that you can't control how people feel about all of this, being sure to gesture to your hooties.


Then strike a seductive pose.


Then either brace your ego for impact or have ALL the sex. Could go either way.