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Frank

Frank

A woman in the hospital waiting room had the Papa Roach CLASSIC Last Resort as her notification ringtone. I heard CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES about 4000 times.
 
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fade

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I hate that song with the burning intensity of a thousand suns. I know there are things I mention disliking on here, but that song I truly despise. The "cut my life into pieces" part reminds me of a depressed Scooby Doo trying to do alt rock. If you don't believe me, try it. Sing it in a depressed scooby voice
 
GasBandit

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fade said:
I hate that song with the burning intensity of a thousand suns. I know there are things I mention disliking on here, but that song I truly despise. The "cut my life into pieces" part reminds me of a depressed Scooby Doo trying to do alt rock. If you don't believe me, try it. Sing it in a depressed scooby voice
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Rut ry rife inroo reeces, riss is ry rast rerort...
 
General Specific

General Specific

Overheard at my last job (and not jokingly):

*Guy 1* "What state starts with O-N?"
*Guy 2* "ONTARIO!"
*Guy 1* "Ontario is not a state!"
*Guy 2* "Yeah it is! It's up north!"
*Guy 1* "No, it's a part of Canada"
*Guy 2* "Canada isn't a state either!"
*Guy 1* "Oh yeah..."

:facepalm:
 
Frank

Frank

fade said:
I hate that song with the burning intensity of a thousand suns. I know there are things I mention disliking on here, but that song I truly despise. The "cut my life into pieces" part reminds me of a depressed Scooby Doo trying to do alt rock. If you don't believe me, try it. Sing it in a depressed scooby voice
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I was honestly considering shooting her.
 
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General Specific said:
Overheard at my last job (and not jokingly):

*Guy 1* "What state starts with O-N?"
*Guy 2* "ONTARIO!"
*Guy 1* "Ontario is not a state!"
*Guy 2* "Yeah it is! It's up north!"
*Guy 1* "No, it's a part of Canada"
*Guy 2* "Canada isn't a state either!"
*Guy 1* "Oh yeah..."

:facepalm:
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That is wrong on so many levels.
 
Dirona

Dirona

On the bus going away from the university, two young women complain about the nerdy guy in their class. Once such complaint: "He, like, says stuff when he talks."

And please, take Ontario and Quebec.
 
Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Dirona said:
On the bus going away from the university, two young women complain about the nerdy guy in their class. Once such complaint: "He, like, says stuff when he talks."

And please, take Ontario and Quebec.
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Hey, a lot of people don't say anything when they talk.
 
Tress

Tress

Jay said:
"Yeah, you haven't eaten any pineapples in a while. I can tell since your cum isn't sweet."
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That reminds me of a story my bio teach used to tell back in high school. He was going over anatomy/sex ed and explained that the majority of semen involves sugars. Supposedly one girl blurted out "Well then why is it so sour?" before realizing her mistake and turning a bright shade of red.
 
David

David

Heard at the bus stop a few years ago:

"Yeah, athletes always train up in the mountains because it's so hot because it's closer to the sun"
 
North_Ranger

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Not during commute, but still kinda funny: my mom while we were watching Conan, with Justin Timberlake as guest (I know, we get the shows at a delay).

"Is this Justin Timberlake somebody famous?"

And, when he actually appeared on-screen:

"Oh, he's a man! I thought he was a woman!"

Mom, I love you, but you don't know jack shit about modern popular culture.
 
Tress

Tress

Two days I heard this gem on the street:

"My mom went to France while she was over in Europe. Some little town or something, I can't remember. I think it was called... Paris, or something like that?"

(To be fair, it was a younger teenager talking. Not an excuse, I suppose, but not as bad as if it were an adult.)
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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Oh, I've got a sad one.

An elementary classroom in Port Allen. A teacher fussing at a student. "STOP THAT! WHAT I SAY YOU TO DONE?!" A teacher.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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Yep, "what did I tell you to do?" It was pretty bad. I'm pretty sure she was one of the special ed teachers, too. Good luck, children. *holds back tears*
 
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