The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

General Specific

General Specific

I didn't know how much useless crap I had collected over the years at my apartment until it came time to move.

So far, I've had 3 big, black trash bags of random crap go to the dumpster. Some of it I wonder why I ever held onto it.
 
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You know what's weird? I've live all over the US, and can successfully navigate a number of cities from memory, but I need a map when I go to my hometown, because I never had a car growing up. I rode places with my parents, but I never bothered remembering any of that.
 
Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

What was that description of the internet? Telling anyone that they're not alone in their fetish?

I think this is the epitomy of that. It's just... so weirdly obscure. As one of the comments said "This is a thing?"
 
gargoyle_eva

gargoyle_eva

Gah, seriously I know your name badge says trainee, but does it really take 20 mins to process my papers and take my photo? Last time it took me 5 minutes.
On the plus side, In 7-14 business days I will have a current "not a pedo" card. Yay!
 
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Holy moly, did you ever read Deadpool #11?!? I read this thing years ago, but I forgot/didn't realize how awesome it was. To sum it up, Wadie goes back in time to 1967, where he gets Forrest Gumped into an on Spidey comic. It's hilarious. Blind Al sits in for Aunt May, who they accidentally knocked out in the first scene, and DP uses his holographic projector to look like Peter (who he has no idea is Spider-Man). You get gems like this:

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GasBandit

GasBandit

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At subway for lunch today... guy in front of me in line... poor bastard was obviously in the advancing stages of some degenerative neurological disease, like Huntingon's. Had to constantly hug himself to keep his arms from flailing (which wasn't always successful), and even that didn't stop his involuntary throat/diaphragm spasms which made him almost seem an extra from outbreak. The guy was obviously a working stiff, too... was there with one of his fellows from the bolt and screw place where they worked. Kinda put the whole "I'm irritated they moved around the shelves at the grocery store" thing from an hour previous in perspective.
 
Fun Size

Fun Size

My wife said she wanted to have sex like we did when we were teenagers, so I did it for three minutes, got dressed, drove to my parents house, and played video games for the rest of the night.

(I'm so glad I have Halforums. I thought of that joke, and could not possibly have posted it to Facebook.)
 
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Oatmeal, I usually agree with your silly comics, but I disagree with some of your 10 things to stop tweeting about. Seems like you've got "seeking support and motivation" confused with "bragging". With kids and conferences, your reasons to hate kind of fall short, too, since you're usually tweeting to people who, you know, care about your family and your professional interests.
 
Baerdog

Baerdog

I've decided to start up a gaming group out here in LA and we have our first Pathfinder game on Saturday. I've decided to make feelies and props when I can and here is my first one:

 
LittleSin

LittleSin

I found the clothes after. He has shoved it in the cup boards behind the dish washer. How did he manage to do that with out me noticing? BEHIND THE DISH WASHER. That dish washer is heavey for me to push around the kitchen!
 
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