Next Rapture is....

[Tiq]

Guys... I was just sitting here using the laptop, and all of a sudden I started floating towards the clouds... whats the deal?

Answers A.S.A.P please... airs getting pretty thing up here.

 

[Shegokigo]

You're being abducted by aliens.

Answer? Clench your cheeks really hard.

 

[SpecialKO]

If dying of asphyxiation is required to get Raptured into Heaven, that's a bit effed up.

 

[Tiq]

You're being abducted by aliens.

Answer? Clench your cheeks really hard.

Thats cool... I've got buns o' steel.

 

[@Li3n]

You're being abducted by aliens.

Answer? Clench your cheeks really hard.

Damn, that was today... i knew i shouldn't have put my phone on silent...

 

[Silver Jelly]

oh! Does christian rap exist? Because they could do the Rapture Rap Tour!

>_>
<_<

 

[Chibibar]

Rapture already occurred. There were so few who were taken that they weren't even missed. The rest of us are still sitting here speculating and waiting for hell. In short, you missed it folks, get on the bus, we're all going to hell.

Ah well.

 

[Dave]

Does this mean I get to stay with the sinners and play Skyrim?

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Does this mean I get to stay with the sinners and play Skyrim?

Fraid not. Skyrim is good. Therefore, it got taken, too.

 

[Chad Sexington]

Hahaha, Nick, that was excellent.

 

[GasBandit]

Rapture already occurred. There were so few who were taken that they weren't even missed. The rest of us are still sitting here speculating and waiting for hell. In short, you missed it folks, get on the bus, we're all going to hell.

The langoliers should show up any time now to devour everything.

 

[Fun Size]

The langoliers should show up any time now to devour everything.

You're thinking of the Christina Aguilara thread.

 

[@Li3n]

You're thinking of the Christina Aguilara thread.

Too bad she already ate the langoliers...

 

[Tress]

Too bad she already ate the langoliers...

That was... he already made a good joke... and you just...

*sigh*

 

[BananaHands]

Too bad she already ate the langoliers...

Because she's FAT.

 

[Necronic]

Fraid not. Skyrim is good. Therefore, it got taken, too.

We sinners will all be forced to play Daikatana and unpatched Daggerfall for eternity.

 

[@Li3n]

That was... he already made a good joke... and you just...

*sigh*

In my own defence, it was 3 am here...

I totally should have said: "So that's how she got so fat... poor langoliers!"

 

[Cajungal]

oh! Does christian rap exist? Because they could do the Rapture Rap Tour!

>_>
<_<

Indeed.

 

[figmentPez]

Indeed.

There are good Christian rappers as well. My favorite is John Reuben:

 

[strawman]

“I’m sorry to disappoint you, but we at Family Radio have been directed to not talk to the media or the press,” Harold Camping’s daughter Susan Espinoza told the Associated Press Friday.

Heh heh heh.

 

[fade]

I'm feeling FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.

 

[bhamv3]

Fade... you... you got that song stuck in my head.

I can't get it out.

It's jammed way in there, jammed in there good.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I can't get it out.

It's jammed way in there, jammed in there good.

Sounds...like my prom night?

 

[Chippy]

I'm feeling FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.

 

[General Specific]

 

[Jay]

Did they assign a new date yet?

 

[@Li3n]

Did they assign a new date yet?

No, they just announced that because of the lack of funding the Rapture is postponed indefinitely...

 

[strawman]

Did they assign a new date yet?

They took the notices off the website and Harold retired shortly before the date anyway.

 

[Dave]

Did they assign a new date yet?

Yes. 1 week after the Cubs sweep the World Series.

 

[Cheesy1]

Oh good, then we'll be safe forever!

 

[blotsfan]

You mean 4 more years.

 

[Cheesy1]

That never said anything about the Cubs sweeping it, though.