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I love the shit out of this idea. Which is to say, when I am done loving it, it will be shitty again. I would definitely participate, but it will have to be via text. My incredible intellect, dry wit and general disdain for humanity would like to assemble into an arrogant belief that everything I say will be pure, if manic, greatness. I would like to use your show as a platform. I don't see how this could fail.

....J'espère que tu ne me blesseras pas trop.
 
I'm interested... put me on the list of interviewees! This could be whole lot of fun!

I prefer the text option myself... not big into the voice chat thing.
 
Here's motivation for people:

If you like my "Bring it on" post, I will not use the "sounds like my prom night" line for a whole month.
 
Since we are on the socond page now, why not revisit the first page where I have edited my post to offer more from this humble contestant.

Then vote for me you lovely people you.
 
This is my "I'm in" post. I can't do audio.

Likes will repaid with nudes upon request.

If that doesn't work though, likes will be repaid with a halt to all spamming of nudes.

Make your choice.
Put me down in the "Dear god, please no more nude photos, I beg of you" category.
 
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Terrik, Officer Charon, Gasbandit, NorthRanger, Cajungal, Shego, Mary Marvel, Drifter, and Dave are people I'd love to see interviewed.
 

BananaHands

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I'd do a skype interview.

Oh, and just to be clear. I know incriminating stories about ElJuski (if anyone cares). Oh, and I told her that you loved her.
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Although I'd be opposed to just talking about ElJuski. Motherfucker talks about himself enough.
 
I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter show.

By that I do mean I'm in. Not popular, funny, or particularly interesting, but in.
 
You're interesting, you have a magical son, & we want to see if you're really channelling the Great Old Ones. What's not to like?
 
Do realize that the most likes will not mean they'll automatically win... but it will make them a clear opinion to pursue.

I do see that support is indeed very strong for you... but will you have to endure your promises to earn these likes as you promised and you'll have to reveal yourself on video according to my whims. I can work with that indeed... didn't you mention something about a local folk dance for the kind people of Paradise? Celtic you say? Intriguing.

I'll give this another day or so.... and I'll announce in a different thread whom I selected and give people time to get a few bamboozles in and for me to work on how/what to do.

But before I do that, another 24 hours to give people a bit more time to throw their names in here, try to gather support and generally whore themselves out.
 

figmentPez

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I don't know if Fig could handle a Jay-calibre interview, bless his heart.
I can't tell if you're trying to bait me into signing up, or if you're just being perceptive.

Give me a bit to think on this. I have a feeling I'm going to be subjected to worse scrutiny than Jay at some point in the near future and I'm trying to figure out if I want the questions to start just yet.
 

figmentPez

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I can't tell if you're trying to bait me into signing up, or if you're just being perceptive.

Give me a bit to think on this. I have a feeling I'm going to be subjected to worse scrutiny than Jay at some point in the near future and I'm trying to figure out if I want the questions to start just yet.
EDIT: I'm out. Health issues are putting too much stress on me. I'm not even sure I could talk for long enough to interview without running into major problems with my aphasia. end edit

(and for those worried by my unintentionally pessimistic statement: I'm not worried about getting the 3rd degree on Halforums.* If I'm right it would be in real life but I'm a very poor prognosticator.)

*Yes, Jay, I know I should be. Oooooh, I'm quaking in my boots. Look at me quake in fear.
 
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