I love the shit out of this idea. Which is to say, when I am done loving it, it will be shitty again. I would definitely participate, but it will have to be via text. My incredible intellect, dry wit and general disdain for humanity would like to assemble into an arrogant belief that everything I say will be pure, if manic, greatness. I would like to use your show as a platform. I don't see how this could fail.
....J'espère que tu ne me blesseras pas trop.
....J'espère que tu ne me blesseras pas trop.