So maybe some of you have heard about the 1st gen Ipod nano recall. Long story short: The battery can overheat and set fire. I have one of these and filled out the form to get the issue taken care of. They send me a confirmation email stating that I will receive a replacement unit in 6 weeks after sending in my ipod.
What kind of replacement unit I ask myself? Am I getting a new nano? A refurbished 1st gen? My ipod fixed up with a new battery? What? I call up Apple support.
HOLY FUCK! These people are the most illusive motherfuckers on the planet.
"Don't worry, sir, you will receive the equivalent or better of your current iPod."
I ask what does this mean. Am I getting a refurbished unit? A new Ipod? What?
"I can't disclose that information, just know that you will get the equivalent or better."
"What if I don't like the new gen Ipod and you send me one? What if I like the click wheel?"
"You won't receive a new gen iPod, sir, you will receive a replacement unit for the current model you own."
"Does that mean I'm getting a new 1st Gen or a refurbished unit?
"You will receive a replacement unit."
I went on and on with this for about 10 minutes before giving up. I don't want a fucking refurbished unit with the old flash memory and a new battery. The damn things just going to die on me...
What kind of replacement unit I ask myself? Am I getting a new nano? A refurbished 1st gen? My ipod fixed up with a new battery? What? I call up Apple support.
HOLY FUCK! These people are the most illusive motherfuckers on the planet.
"Don't worry, sir, you will receive the equivalent or better of your current iPod."
I ask what does this mean. Am I getting a refurbished unit? A new Ipod? What?
"I can't disclose that information, just know that you will get the equivalent or better."
"What if I don't like the new gen Ipod and you send me one? What if I like the click wheel?"
"You won't receive a new gen iPod, sir, you will receive a replacement unit for the current model you own."
"Does that mean I'm getting a new 1st Gen or a refurbished unit?
"You will receive a replacement unit."
I went on and on with this for about 10 minutes before giving up. I don't want a fucking refurbished unit with the old flash memory and a new battery. The damn things just going to die on me...