this turned out to be much funnier than I expected!
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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My "recently tagged pictures" bar on Facebook...
SO MANLY
SO MANLY
I like the first one
Blue-striped Mouse here.
Blue Siren... not sure if want...
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makare
When they hear your name everyone expects tits instead they get stick... night stick! watcha suckas!
It DOES make me sound like a Rule 63 version of myself...
I love DMing Gamma World for 9-year-olds, but my cousins are the most cowardly role-players ever.
They were in a town which they made worse through their own fear-mongering, and then left when it was taken over by criminals. They were then terrified of investigating a building, so waited outside on a car for something to happen. When they heard footsteps in the night, they both crept into the car and watched through the windows. After the marauders had passed, they stayed hiding for a day and a night, and watched the marauders pass again. They didn't want to go back to town, now a plume of black smoke, so they went into the desert. Essentially, they were dying of thirst and yet still too afraid to talk to anyone until I finally pushed them into it.
Later, they were chasing a woman who'd tried to rob them along with some NPCs who'd been robbed, and found a hole. Two NPCs went into the hole, they heard screams, and then they left again. When they went back to the desert shelter, they found the robber had holed up with a rifle, and decided to leave rather than get stuff or revenge.
I'm glad I was making up everything on the fly or I'd have been very frustrated over how many opportunities for adventure they avoided. But then, I guess they stayed alive.
They were in a town which they made worse through their own fear-mongering, and then left when it was taken over by criminals. They were then terrified of investigating a building, so waited outside on a car for something to happen. When they heard footsteps in the night, they both crept into the car and watched through the windows. After the marauders had passed, they stayed hiding for a day and a night, and watched the marauders pass again. They didn't want to go back to town, now a plume of black smoke, so they went into the desert. Essentially, they were dying of thirst and yet still too afraid to talk to anyone until I finally pushed them into it.
Later, they were chasing a woman who'd tried to rob them along with some NPCs who'd been robbed, and found a hole. Two NPCs went into the hole, they heard screams, and then they left again. When they went back to the desert shelter, they found the robber had holed up with a rifle, and decided to leave rather than get stuff or revenge.
I'm glad I was making up everything on the fly or I'd have been very frustrated over how many opportunities for adventure they avoided. But then, I guess they stayed alive.
Well, thay were at least playing characters with a personality!
You there! Keep that sack of poop away from my nice clean fan!
A guest called very early this morning (alright, an hour ago) asking me to come up to their room without saying why. When I asked, he wouldn't say except "no cops". When I asked what was wrong, he backtracked and said everything was fine and they'd be leaving in the morning.
A guest called very early this morning (alright, an hour ago) asking me to come up to their room without saying why. When I asked, he wouldn't say except "no cops". When I asked what was wrong, he backtracked and said everything was fine and they'd be leaving in the morning.
Personalities being:
Blueberry: I want to be nice to people, especially if they're mean to my sidekick. And I'm terrified.
Chill: I want to be a jerk to people until they get fed up with it and threaten me, and then I become a spineless wimp. And I'm terrified.
Just like real life people! These kids have a bright future in characterisation, I tell you!
I think I know why you have a hard time with the ladies.
I had the exact same thought, word for word. Bravo, sir.
You are just jealous.
So I was watching Simpsons Season 19 Ep 4 when these subtitles caught my eyeL
Krusty's actual line: "If I can say yes to Chinese toys that kill kids, you can say yes to this guy"
The subtitles: "If I can say yes to Bush invading Iraq, you can say yes to this guy"
Lawl!
Also +1 to my chinese reading.
Krusty's actual line: "If I can say yes to Chinese toys that kill kids, you can say yes to this guy"
The subtitles: "If I can say yes to Bush invading Iraq, you can say yes to this guy"
Lawl!
Also +1 to my chinese reading.
Yeah it does, like a modified power bomb or suplex.
... My next character with an Unarmed focus WILL perform this move.
It already is a move. It's called a flying staple gun to the head. As opposed to a stationery staple gun to the head.
GasBandit
Staff member
I'm pretty sure a "Hawaiian Stapler" will involve a pineapple.
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makare
ok so they are probably going to call that witness after all. Now the world makes sense again.
My guess woulda been a double dildo made out of Spam.
figmentPez
Staff member
Is it too early for a Christmas avatar?
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makare
no way
And done.
yessssssss!
Now that Tin's book is out, I'll have to make my "Check out my cover" topic soon.