Someone must have had a massive stroke...

[Shegokigo]

http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/hottest-women-all-time
I heard about this on the radio and had to look it up to see if it was true.

Really, #1?

Other sex symbols drift toward one-dimensionality, becoming flat icons in the process, but throughout her career Aniston has remained sexy, funny, and unmistakably real.

Yep, someone definitely had a massive stroke to have written that.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I look at Jenn like you look at Sandra Bullock.

Really she has even features, but she is not a sexy woman.

I wonder if four-chan trolled the survey...

 

[Dei]

They also used a really terrible picture. It's like they want to hear the chorus of "WTF?!"

 

[LordRendar]

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder,but the writer must have been blindfolded while he did this article.
Or dollarsigns.

 

[Shegokigo]

I can totally appreciate different tastes, there's some decent variety (albeit not much) over the whole 100. However I can't think of any remote majority chiming in and defending that. You should have heard all the call ins to the radio station/posts on the facebook page. It was unanimous.

 

[Tress]

She's hot, but no where near #1...

 

[GasBandit]

Trololololol lololol lololol ha ha ha ha haaaa..

 

[Jay]

She was far hotten in the earlier seasons of Friends, then she changed.

Mind you, I'd tap that like the wrath of million suns if given the chance.

But she's no where close to hottest women of all time.

If you wanted someone who has been on the scene at least a decade and has remained constantly hot I'd have to give this to someone like Jessica Alba who despite being hot as hell, never tried to play that part in most of her movies.

If this was done in about a decade though?

Spoiler

 

[Shegokigo]

See that's just it Jay, this isn't "current hottest woman", it's hottest women of all time.

They even show some of the hottest women of the past 50 years in their prime and they STILL picked "her" for #1. It's beyond facepalm worthy.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I feel like Sasha grey should be way higher on that list. They put her below Susanne Summers.

Jennifer Aniston is a beautiful woman, and her down to earth personality and perceived quirkiness add a lot to her appeal. But number one? ... No.

 

[makare]

I let out a big wtf when I heard it was Aniston. I don't think she is remotely good looking and I never have. She is certainly not the sexiest woman of all time.

 

[Frank]

Why is Kim Kardashian so high on that list. That's fucking bullshit.

Also, Paris Hilton.

 

[GasBandit]

There does seem to be an inordinately high number of ambulatory RealDolls on that list.

 

[Wahad]

Call me old-fashioned, but it has to be some sort of crime that Audrey Hepburn is so low on that list. She's top 10 easily.

 

[Adam]

Carrie Fisher over Audrey Hepburn? This list exudes stupidity.

 

[Mathias]

WHY IS JULIA ROBERTS ALWAYS ON THESE FUCKING LISTS!?!?!?
She is not hot. She was never hot. Not even in Pretty Woman.
Added at: 18:15
Madonna at 5? Really? REALLY?!?!?

 

[GasBandit]

WHY IS JULIA ROBERTS ALWAYS ON THESE FUCKING LISTS!?!?!?
She is not hot. She was never hot. Not even in Pretty Woman.

 

[Frank]

WHY IS JULIA ROBERTS ALWAYS ON THESE FUCKING LISTS!?!?!?
She is not hot. She was never hot. Not even in Pretty Woman.
Added at: 18:15
Madonna at 5? Really? REALLY?!?!?

I liked the picture they picked for Madonna, she looks like someone's gross mom.

 

[Necronic]

I watched Terrible Bosses a couple weeks ago. God-awful movie. But good lord Jennifer Anniston still looks amazing.

Haters be hatin'

 

[Null]

I'm not saying she looks bad - that's certainly not true. But she's not the "hottest" woman in Hollywood right now, much less of all time.

 

[Hailey Knight]

This list is stupid in two ways. One for being wrong in places, but two for using awful pictures in several cases.

But at least now I finally know who Betty Grable is after Pierce says her name on that Community episode.

 

[Shegokigo]

I watched Terrible Bosses a couple weeks ago. God-awful movie. But good lord Jennifer Anniston still looks amazing.

Haters be hatin'

Not hating, just saying she doesn't even hold a candle to nearly 50 of the women on the list, much less above them all as #1

 

[checkeredhat]

The whole list is rendered null by the inclusion of Paris Hilton.

 

[Shegokigo]

Paris Hilton is physically more attractive than Jennifer Aniston. She's also a better actress. I believed her sex video was real more than I believed any of Aniston's roles in anything.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Paris Hilton is physically more attractive than Jennifer Aniston. She's also a better actress. I believed her sex video was real more than I believed any of Aniston's roles in anything.

Wow, I get that you don't like her, but you didn't need to go nuclear like that!

 

[Necronic]

Well, "hottest" is definitely going to have some disagreement, as 95% of the women in Hollywood are already 9.x's in the purely physical sense. Trying to decide on physical attributes alone involves arguing that insanely subjective decimal place. This of course excludes Julia Roberts who is in fact a horse and should not be on this list.

For that reason it's less about the looks than it is the personality (or the personality projected by her roles) and the talent for me. That throws about half the women off the list immediately. It would probably push Hepburn up to the top, but behind that I think Anniston would sit nicely at #2-4.

 

[Shegokigo]

You looked at that entire 100 list and still think Aniston is #2-4 in Looks + Talent?
vs
Scarlett Johansson? #12
Shakira? #18
Salma Hayek? #22
Natalie Portman? #27

I could go on and on but really? I'd love to hear what roles Aniston did that outdid the big roles those have played in today's media. Not to mention comparing them in physical looks.

 

[GasBandit]

No way is paris hilton hotter than aniston, not even physically alone. She's a misshapen gangly mantis-person. Like.... full body Megan Fox hands.

 

[Azurephoenix]

What you are witnessing in this thread is the exact reason these hottest women lists are a futile and stupid endeavour in the first place.

 

[Necronic]

Azure has it down pat, but its still fun to do even if it is futile. I have a 5 year ongoing argument with my girlfriend as to who the most versatile actor is. I say it's Johnny Dep. She says it's Sean Penn. Maybe that's not a good comparison because it's such a silly argument, because it's clearly Johnny Dep.

You looked at that entire 100 list and still think Aniston is #2-4 in Looks + Talent?

Actually I didn't look at the list (only surf at work and no way was I clicking that link), just the people yall were listing+my general feelings. For me the thing about Anniston is that she has that "Apple Pie" beauty. Classic, ageless, persistent. Nothing exotic or unexpected, just goes down smooth. The way she is portrayed in the media falls in with that as well.

Scarlett Johansson? #12

She always looks like she has a cold or has been crying a lot. Also her recent "whoopsie" kind of removes her from the American Pie category.

Shakira? #18

Too exotic and way too short.

Salma Hayek? #22

Too exotic, and kind of looks like she used to be a guy. But she should be up there.

Natalie Portman? #27

Easily top 5, but she's too young to make the #1-3 spot. Age before beauty I always say.

I could go on and on but really? I'd love to hear what roles Aniston did that outdid the big roles those have played in today's media. Not to mention comparing them in physical looks.

As for her roles she's no Oscar type actor, she's just a middle of the road Americana actor. She has done some slightly more risky roles that haven't ended up in particularly great movies, like Management. The Breakup was a pretty fantastic movie though.

But you can't discount Friends either. Even if you hated the show, you can't deny the fact that it was probably one of the most popular sitcoms of all time. And this IS a popularity contest. Within that show she is the only one that has really spun off a secondary career (although David Schwimmer was amazing in Band of Brothers and hilarious in Curb Your Enthusiasm.)

I dunno. There is just something that appeals to me in a very warm way about her. She's like the Prom Queen that some people like to hate on but is actually a pretty decent chick.

 

[Tress]

Being "exotic" means you can't be hotter than Jennifer Aniston??

 

[Shegokigo]

Wow Necronic..... if that's how you really feel about it, there's no convincing you otherwise. It'd be like trying to tell a Chubby Chaser than skinny girls are more attractive. You've got your type and more power to ya.

 

[Azurephoenix]

Hell, just to illustrate the futility here...

I don't think Olivia Wilde is nearly as hot as everyone else thinks she is.

I do think Jennifer Aniston is pretty damn good looking (though not number one).

I think Scarlette Johannson is hot as hell.

I wouldn't even put Shakira in the top 100.

I think Salma Hayek is gorgeous.

I can't stand even looking at Natalie Portman.

I also think that Kate Beckinsale beats them all.

Differing opinions... that's why true beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

 

[Null]

The thing is, I do think Jennifer Anniston is pretty. Not classically beautiful, but pretty in a very conventional way. That's not a bad thing. But this wasn't "prettiest", this was "hottest", which means extra sexy. And Jennifer Anniston usually doesn't play especially sexy roles - I haven't seen Terrible Bosses, so I can't speak to that.

Off the top of my head, hotter actresses: Monica Bellucci, Kate Beckinsale, Salma Hayek, Christina Hendricks, Salli Richardson-Whitfield, Trisha Hilfer, Lexa Doig.

 

[Shegokigo]

Yeah Azure, but there's still a "general consensus" to consider, and she's not even a General Public "top 5" based on ALOT of polls/magazines prior to this one. That's my point.

I know there are varying opinions, it's usually magazines like this take the general consensus when making the poll and announce a list based on that. This did not feel like one of those situations, it felt much more forced.