It's New York, I think one of their health department rules to have menus filled with pretentious bullshit. We probably sell the same fries at our football games for $1.50, spice dusted and all.So the restaurant that my older sister is part of the management team at has their menu online. Now, I wish my sister much success, and I know she didn't come up with it, but holy fuck, it is nothing but pretentious foodie bullshit (Thanks, Ted Allen!).
http://northendgrillnyc.com/pdfs/north.end.grill.menu.pdf
Elzar: Basically rich people food is the garbage parts of the animals.Onion Rings with Grilled Onion Dip $12
Get fucked.
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Roasted Marrow Bones with Trout Roe, Trotter and Cress 16
The fucking hell? Call me uncultured, but the day I pay 16 dollars for the pleasure of sucking some marrow out of bones is the day I fuck my girlfriend's cat. Wow, like that Onion video with Ted Allen just reading some of those menu items makes me irrationally angry.
Onion Rings with Grilled Onion Dip $12
Get fucked.
Added at: 07:32
Roasted Marrow Bones with Trout Roe, Trotter and Cress 16
The fucking hell? Call me uncultured, but the day I pay 16 dollars for the pleasure of sucking some marrow out of bones is the day I fuck my girlfriend's cat. Wow, like that Onion video with Ted Allen just reading some of those menu items makes me irrationally angry.
We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
I prefer fresh Cornish Ram's bladder, emptied, steamed, seasoned with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue, and garnished with lark's vomit myself.We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Mostly because the garbage parts are delicious as fuck.Elzar: Basically rich people food is the garbage parts of the animals.
Next on the market Fuck flavored soda...Mostly because the garbage parts are delicious as fuck.
That just seems fishy to me.Next on the market Fuck flavored soda...
I've had some dry-aged beef before and it has such a great flavor, not $88 worth of flavor, but still.28-Day Dry-Aged Strip Loin - steak that's been in a cooler for a month and had the mold scraped off. $88 if you get it for two.
oh god lol!That just seems fishy to me.
Oh god I'm awful
One of these things is not like the other ones...Having a yummy vegetarian lunch of falafels, pita, roast chicken and strawberry yogurt.
Grab me some Blue Ribbon piss water and I'll join you.Apparently I'm a hipster because I'd rather listen to Led Zeppelin than a conversation about Team Edward vs Team Jacob.
Apparently I'm a hipster because I'd rather listen to Led Zeppelin than a conversation about Team Edward vs Team Jacob.