[Question] What Kind of Drunk Are You?

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GasBandit

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Unless there's whiskey involved. Then I become "Whiskey Greg". And then gloves are off.
Back in school, we had a friend we called "Macho Super Greg" when he got drunk. We even made him a special shirt at the mall t-shirt shop.. had a big "MSG" superhero logo on the front. He suddenly became the most interesting man in the world, and he'd dance with short, short chicks (he was like 6'1) by picking them up and swaying them back and forth to the music. And this was not slow music.
 

ElJuski

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Yeah, that's just what you needed. An emotionally unstable woman with a biological clock ticking and a younger sister about to get married.
The doin' it woulda been nice :I
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You know what's funny about her, though, is the awkward conversation when I was leaving for DC and her saying "Youllllll be baccckkk." Also her constant nagging about--gasp--Courtney.
 
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BErt

I guess I'll say "happy drunk" but the chart needs "annoying drunk" as that's a much better description. I'm amazed I've never been punched in the face.
 
Motor mouth drunk. I do not shut the fuck up.

Or I get weepy, usually it's weepy when I drink with my brothers. We all get weepy together.
 
A mix of happy and adventurous (sup dude, ya drinking? Awesome! Let's go swimming!)

After a point a mix of happy/sleepy/hungry.


I also develop a hankering for truths. What do you REALLY think of such and such situation.

The end of the night turns into not knowing how to initiate a booty call, mostly due to lack of on demand booty. So I guess I'll call it a sad Internet porn drunk.
 
I'm definitely a hungry drunk. Some guys have college stories of waking up next to strange women after a bender; I woke up with Whopper wrappers and ketchup on my mouth.
 
I just thought all those were just phases of the evening...
If the evening is done right they are! Though I am almost always a happy drunk, with things generally getting progressively more slutty and adventurous. Considering that my usual and sober drive home most days exceeds 100mph the drunken ideas can veer from adventurous to downright stupid to how-the-hell-are-we-still-alive?

Now y'all have me itching for a bottle of Dogfish Head Brown Honey Rum!
 
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SeraRelm

I don't get it, but then I haven't watched the simpsons since I was like, 10...
 
I heard Juice went into a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
 
If I get enough drinks, I'm... all of these. One after the other. Also slutty and pukey and all the other mentioned options* not in the chart.

*basic options, not bananahands and Juski madness options
 
I know when I'm drunk, because I stop speaking English.

Which is my first language. Weird.

Only ONCE have I gotten angry drunk, and that was from basically stealing a platter of Red-Headed Sluts from the server, after having consumed 2 pitchers of beer.

I... was not a moderate person in the Corps, on the rare occasions I would go out.
 
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BErt

So is this the new drunk thread? Cause I'm that and I need a home. I'm cold and there are wolves after me.
 
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