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What Kind of Drunk Are You?

#1

BananaHands

BananaHands

Here's the chart in case you need help.


Also, I was going to post this on your wall, ElJuski, but Courtney would have seen it.


#2

Espy

Espy

Well now we all want to know who Courtney is.


#3

ElJuski

ElJuski

lol, having a Courtney in there gets TOO specific.


#4

BananaHands

BananaHands

It really should start off with "Have you been drinking Andre, ElJuski?"

Well now we all want to know who Courtney is.
And I'm going to leave that for him to clarify if he wants.


#5

Espy

Espy

And I'm going to leave that for him to clarify if he wants.
If I demand it do you think he'll comply due to the authority of my tone?


#6

ElJuski

ElJuski

Hey man, a bottle of Cold Duck Andre in under 8 minutes is a pretty reasonable feat of alcoholism!

But anyways, Courtney...



I'm like, in awe that some random fucking drunk chart would be so fine tuned to my emotional anguish.


#7

Espy

Espy

You are a tragic figure juice.


#8

ElJuski

ElJuski

I drink cheap champagne because once, when I was 18 to 21, I was madly in love with a hot blonde. We even made friends with a seal, once!



#9

Espy

Espy

Ah, as someone who has been 18-21 and in love with a hot blond I feel your pain. I can't comment on the seal thing. I generally avoid seals, since they tend to be dicks.


#10

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

That seal looks like a pretty cool dude. Did you take him clubbing?


#11

GasBandit

GasBandit

Courtney's from the female version of the chart.. You know, the "pukey drunk."

They just didn't get to her in the song because they stopped when Stacy was missing.



#12

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Happy drunk for sure.

I tend to be MUCH more outgoing and friendly when I've enjoyed a few. Which btw hasn't happened (outside of my daily wine here at home) since last year.... ugh.


#13

HowDroll

HowDroll

Where's the option for slutty drunk?


#14

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Well I'd have gone with that if it were up there. Obviously.


#15

BananaHands

BananaHands

I guess I can make a better version of this to include some obvious choices.


#16

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Maybe I just use alcohol as an excuse more than what it "does" to me heh....


#17

GasBandit

GasBandit

Where's the option for slutty drunk?
It was in the video.

The Drunkest One
The Slut
Someone's Cousin
The Missing Girl
(they stop there, but I'd go on to include)
Pukey
The Talker
The Mother Hen (AKA the "We Gotta Go" girl)
The Designated
Turns Into a Guy
probably a few more.


#18

BananaHands

BananaHands

I'm thinking an "Are you on the internet?" question should be asked. Also, "Have you been drinking tequila?" should go to a "Wild Drunk". Is your phone on you ---> Are you texting your ex?

Let's Chug! -----> Hey, how you doin'? -----> Slutty Drunk


#19

ElJuski

ElJuski

I'm thinking an "Are you on the internet?" question should be asked. Also, "Have you been drinking tequila?" should go to a "Wild Drunk". Is your phone on you ---> Are you texting your ex?

Let's Chug! -----> Hey, how you doin'? -----> Slutty Drunk
Is Glenn Beck on? ----> flip over the fucking coffee table -----> make tater tots


#20

BananaHands

BananaHands

Is Glenn Beck on? ----> flip over the fucking coffee table -----> make tater tots
That was ONCE.
Added at: 22:19
And those tater tots were delicious.


#21

ElJuski

ElJuski

Obama wins the election -----> bang a terrible person


#22

BananaHands

BananaHands

Obama wins the election -----> bang a terrible person
I don't know if I like how this thread is turning out.


#23

ElJuski

ElJuski

I was just hoping you'd have responded with: Bang a katamari........twice


#24

BananaHands

BananaHands

Bang a katamari --> Say that "Well, I'm no (name of last guy she slept with who actually lived in that room before ElJuski did) ---> Somehow manage to do it again.


#25

ElJuski

ElJuski

you forget the whole bit where I passed out stone cold on top of her like she wasn't even there
Added at: 22:27
BUT THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME GUYS


#26

BananaHands

BananaHands

Get drunk in St. Louis ---> End up at a high school party ---> End up dragging a knife-toting lesbian out of the party while she's kicking and screaming because she tackles a larger girl ---> Convince ElJuski to sleep with the blonde so his couch opens up. ----> Wake up to a scream-fest.


#27



SeraRelm

Where's the option for slutty drunk?
This.


#28

GasBandit

GasBandit

Somehow I don't think this is a handy guide any more.


#29

ElJuski

ElJuski

Get drunk in St. Louis ---> End up at a high school party ---> End up dragging a knife-toting lesbian out of the party while she's kicking and screaming because she tackles a larger girl ---> Convince ElJuski to sleep with the blonde so his couch opens up. ----> Wake up to a scream-fest.
Everyone wakes up sleeping huddled together on the living room floor.

You also forgot the part with the ghost.


#30

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I drink cheap champagne because once, when I was 18 to 21, I was madly in love with a hot blonde. We even made friends with a seal, once!

Did you all go "clubbing" later?


#31

Tress

Tress

I would be "Annoying Drunk," which is why I hardly ever drink anymore.


#32



SeraRelm

As a side note, I have two bottles of vodka and I'm working through one right now.

I'm looking at you Shegs. :unibrow:


#33

Wahad

Wahad

I don't know what I am, given that I've never been drunk past the point of ''slightly tipsy''. But if I had to guess, I'm probably the hungry drunk.


#34

BananaHands

BananaHands

I never really answered, but I usually ride the line between a happy drunk and a crazy drunk.


#35

GasBandit

GasBandit

I get sleepy with booze. Sleepier and sleepier.

But the little woman... she's like the lyrics from "baby's all liqoured up" by the Beat Farmers.



#36

BananaHands

BananaHands

Unless there's whiskey involved. Then I become "Whiskey Greg". And then gloves are off.


#37

ElJuski

ElJuski

and then coffee tables, yadda yadda.

Or you might steal the girl I was into :mad:


#38

blotsfan

blotsfan

I'm completely a happy drunk. I'm a nonstop high-fiving machine.


#39

GasBandit

GasBandit

Unless there's whiskey involved. Then I become "Whiskey Greg". And then gloves are off.
Back in school, we had a friend we called "Macho Super Greg" when he got drunk. We even made him a special shirt at the mall t-shirt shop.. had a big "MSG" superhero logo on the front. He suddenly became the most interesting man in the world, and he'd dance with short, short chicks (he was like 6'1) by picking them up and swaying them back and forth to the music. And this was not slow music.


#40

BananaHands

BananaHands

and then coffee tables, yadda yadda.

Or you might steal the girl I was into :mad:
Yeah, that's just what you needed. An emotionally unstable woman with a biological clock ticking and a younger sister about to get married.


#41

ElJuski

ElJuski

Yeah, that's just what you needed. An emotionally unstable woman with a biological clock ticking and a younger sister about to get married.
The doin' it woulda been nice :I
Added at: 00:40
You know what's funny about her, though, is the awkward conversation when I was leaving for DC and her saying "Youllllll be baccckkk." Also her constant nagging about--gasp--Courtney.


#42

BananaHands

BananaHands

Hell, as long as she stopped talking about me.

And the doin' it was about as wild as Slowpoke.



#43

ElJuski

ElJuski

nice


#44

Gusto

Gusto

Hungry/sleepy/happy/slutty, plus my face becomes incredible animated.


#45



BErt

I guess I'll say "happy drunk" but the chart needs "annoying drunk" as that's a much better description. I'm amazed I've never been punched in the face.


#46

BananaHands

BananaHands

I'm going to go get drunk and make a new chart. We'll continue this tomorrow.


#47

Frank

Frankie Williamson

Motor mouth drunk. I do not shut the fuck up.

Or I get weepy, usually it's weepy when I drink with my brothers. We all get weepy together.


#48

HowDroll

HowDroll

Unless there's whiskey involved. Then I become "Whiskey Greg". And then gloves are off.
Whiskey Greg is fun. But I don't remember gloves being involved?


#49

phil

phil

A mix of happy and adventurous (sup dude, ya drinking? Awesome! Let's go swimming!)

After a point a mix of happy/sleepy/hungry.


I also develop a hankering for truths. What do you REALLY think of such and such situation.

The end of the night turns into not knowing how to initiate a booty call, mostly due to lack of on demand booty. So I guess I'll call it a sad Internet porn drunk.


#50

ElJuski

ElJuski

Greg, make sure you add Beggs into the equation.


#51

Mathias

Mathias

I'm definitely a hungry drunk. Some guys have college stories of waking up next to strange women after a bender; I woke up with Whopper wrappers and ketchup on my mouth.


#52

@Li3n

@Li3n

Maybe I just use alcohol as an excuse more than what it "does" to me heh....
I'm sure no one else does that... and by no one i mean everyone.


#53

Jay

Jay

I'm an angry depressive drunk.

AKA: I'll play Dragon Age 2.


#54

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I just thought all those were just phases of the evening...


#55

Neon Pirate

Neon Pirate

I just thought all those were just phases of the evening...
If the evening is done right they are! Though I am almost always a happy drunk, with things generally getting progressively more slutty and adventurous. Considering that my usual and sober drive home most days exceeds 100mph the drunken ideas can veer from adventurous to downright stupid to how-the-hell-are-we-still-alive?

Now y'all have me itching for a bottle of Dogfish Head Brown Honey Rum!


#56



SeraRelm

Drunk again.


#57

ElJuski

ElJuski



#58



SeraRelm

I don't listen to/watch anything anymore. I'M A FUCKING SHUT IN!


#59

ElJuski

ElJuski



#60



SeraRelm

I don't get it, but then I haven't watched the simpsons since I was like, 10...


#61

ElJuski

ElJuski



#62

Gusto

Gusto

I heard Juice went into a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.


#63



SeraRelm

that fat fuck...


#64

ElJuski

ElJuski



#65

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

Don't worry, Juice. I still choo-choo-choose you.


#66

ElJuski

ElJuski

Don't worry, Juice. I still choo-choo-choose you.


#67

PatrThom

PatrThom

Never been. Not sufficiently interested in discovering who lives there.

--Patrick


#68

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

If I get enough drinks, I'm... all of these. One after the other. Also slutty and pukey and all the other mentioned options* not in the chart.

*basic options, not bananahands and Juski madness options


#69

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

I know when I'm drunk, because I stop speaking English.

Which is my first language. Weird.

Only ONCE have I gotten angry drunk, and that was from basically stealing a platter of Red-Headed Sluts from the server, after having consumed 2 pitchers of beer.

I... was not a moderate person in the Corps, on the rare occasions I would go out.


#70



BErt

So is this the new drunk thread? Cause I'm that and I need a home. I'm cold and there are wolves after me.


#71

ElJuski

ElJuski

This one I like and I keep


#72

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

I pretty much go either of two ways when I'm drinking... which, admittedly, is rarely and never to the point of dead-drunkenness. I had that worked out on me when I was fourteen and saw one drunken classmate lie in his own vomit and the ball-crushing, determined female classmate turn into a weeping, vomiting little girl who let a random guy feel up her ass. No, that random guy wasn't me. But I digress...

In company where I don't really know that many people or am there just because we happen to be in the same organization/job/etc. ... a lonely, melancholy drunk who just wants the night to be over.

In company where I know the people I'm with and who I count as friends... a jovial, even somewhat randy drunk.


#73

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

I've asked several people and they all seem to agree,My mood doesn't change much at all when I drink. I just get more talkative.


#74



SeraRelm

Starting early.


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