[Gaming] Elder Scrolls 5 - Dawnguard is HERE!

Ahh, I was waiting for that remix to bust into the DOVAHKIN! DOVAHKIN! section of the theme. It never happening was a little blue ballsy.
 
Nope.
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And one look at the Steampowered forums and the Bethsoft forums prove me correct in not having any part of it.
 
Yeah, I gotta say that 1.3 has been pretty stable for me too. Every once in a great while it crashes to desktop, but that's usually only if I've been playing for hours AND I've been tabbed out of the game doing something in another window for an extended period of time - so I've just learned to save before browsing the net for a while. Still hoping that 1.4 fixes my wife's issue with the game, but we'll see. Some of those memory optimizations could do the trick, but what good will it do for her to stop crashing to off if all it does is start crashing to desktop every few minutes?
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Uh huh, I bet you can swing two real swords in that fashion simultaneously as well.

There's nothing lame about that video nor skills represented.
Reminds me - police shortages in Russia have caused them to find a novel way to create new patrolling civil servants quickly and efficiently in their smaller towns and villages -

 

Dave

Staff member
She was baton twirling with swords. Lots of people can do that and the only reason anyone cared this time is she had boobs and they played the Skyrim music.
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Now the archery chick....THAT was amazing.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
She was baton twirling with swords. Lots of people can do that and the only reason anyone cared this time is she had boobs and they played the Skyrim music.
Added at: 17:50
Now the archery chick....THAT was amazing.
There is a great disturbance in the force, as if hundreds of knees cried out in unison, and then suddenly developed a distaste for lollygaggin'.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
I gotta tell you Dave, when it got to the slow motion part, I felt sympathy pains in my wrist like it was being twisted off.
 

Dave

Staff member
Okay that one got me. At first I was like, "Oh. Another retreat of someone singing the dragonborn song." I was wrong.

Nice!
 

GasBandit

Staff member
^That is why I save before I ambush MOBs in the wild...
I usually mutter "I never had to worry about this on my heavy tank." Then I sneak up till I can see. The worst though is when it's somebody fighting a bear or something and I don't know if I should hurry to help or not.
 
Woot! just figured out how to add an arcane enchanter table in the Whiterun house. I also put an anvil in the house for good measure.

Item ID's:
Arcane Enchanter: BAD0D
Anvil: 1A2AD
Strongbox: ea722 - It is a lot easier to add these anywhere.

Command:
player.placeatme <item id>

Be sure to save before each time you place an item, if you are not aiming your mouse in just the right way your item will be very crooked.
 

Dave

Staff member
What, you've never heard of the Russian Sabre Dance?

--Patrick
I didn't mind the video but it didn't go anywhere. It was just a scantily clad female twirling swords set to the music. There are hundreds of videos of dudes doing this very thing but none have ever been posted. I was not impressed.
 

Necronic

Staff member
I didn't mind the video but it didn't go anywhere. It was just a scantily clad female twirling swords set to the music. There are hundreds of videos of dudes doing this very thing but none have ever been posted. I was not impressed.
Scantily clad woman, swinging swords around = It doesn't need to go anywhere because it was perfect to begin with.
 
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