[News] Happy Groundhog Day!

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HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Happy Groundhog Day everyone! As you are all aware, both Shubenacadie Sam and Wiarton Willie have NOT seen their shadows and as such we can expect an early spring!

I was in attendance when Sam made his prediction early this morning and it was a grand time had by all! Shortly thereafter Willie confirmed the prediction in Ontario.

For those of you not familiar with this noble meteorological tradition, on the 2nd of February each year, people in North America force large rodents out of their burrows if they see their shadow and run back in the burrow, the winter will last for at least 6 more weeks. If they do not see their shadow, early spring! The earliest prediction comes in from Shubenacadie Sam in Shubenacadie, Nova Scotia, who lives in the Shubenacadie Wildlife Park. The next is followed by Wiarton Willie in Ontario and together they represent the finest weather predicting services known to mankind.

Now time for pancakes!
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I shall celebrate tonight with one of my all time favorite comedies named exactly as the holiday.

Just remember, don't drive angry ;)
 
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makare

This was the first thing I thought of after I got up this morning *
"This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you!"

*well after, "holy fuck it's cold!" and "why didn't I shower LAST NIGHT!" and "Fuuuuck"
 
Just Me

Just Me

Oh my gosh, one of my most favourite quote is from this jewel of a film (I rate it side by side with Ghostbusters).

"Yeah, they're hicks, Rita!"

Mostly used when talking about my girlfriend's family and their habits :)
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Charlie Don't Surf said:
Puxatawny Phil owns
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I might of suspected this line of reasoning from some of the troglodytes that populate the internet with their hate filled rhetoric and apologetic reasoning, but not from you Charles, never from you. How can you justify throwing your support behind such a hate filled exclusionary science denying religious group as Puxatawny Phil and his Inner Circle.
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

makare said:
I'd only ever heard of phil...
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Get to school young wench, for groundhogs do abound this day! Why General Beauregard Lee is right near you and he has multiple doctorates in meteorological forcasting.



Here you can see Sam and a senior Nova Scotia politician.
 
strawman

strawman

HCGLNS said:
I might of suspected this line of reasoning from some of the troglodytes that populate the internet with their hate filled rhetoric and apologetic reasoning, but not from you Charles, never from you. How can you justify throwing your support behind such a hate filled exclusionary science denying religious group as Puxatawny Phil and his Inner Circle.
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FIGHT THA POWAH!
 
Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

look, if you don't like those dudes in tophats fucking with a groundhog and picking him up and tapping on his shit with a cane, then sorry, you have no soul
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Charlie Don't Surf said:
look, if you don't like those dudes in tophats fucking with a groundhog and picking him up and tapping on his shit with a cane, then sorry, you have no soul
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See their it is folks, the disgusting attitude of groundhog majorists! If you don't follow their groundhog you have no soul. Even though their groundhog flies in the face of all rational evidence and cannot hold up to the light of scientific examination, they still hold down the rest of the groundhog meteorologists with their "One nation under Puxsagohny" dogma. Disgusting and disturbing folks.
 
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