I just had sex thread

[Ravenpoe]

If you persist in this thread for more than four hours, please consult a doctor.

 

[Mathias]

I was foiled by mother nature.

Get it on, and then print this out and pin it on your husband for a day.

 

[LittleSin]

Ahaha!

 

[PatrThom]

I find it amusing you suggested this to the forumite who uses a cephalopod as her avatar.

--Patrick

 

[LittleSin]

This would be more tempting if I didn't have white sheets.

 

[SeraRelm]

What?

I don't get it.

 

[Tress]

Possible NSFW

Spoiler

 

[ElJuski]

crikey fellas

 

[David]

 

[Jay]

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

yup this thread is ironic

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Fun fact: I did not just have sex.

 

[Mathias]

yup this thread is ironic

Most vocal against this thread is also the one getting the least nookie. Yup that's just funny.

 

[Jay]

For Nick's eyes only :

Spoiler

Hope this makes you not think of hot quickie with a hot lady as she comes home from work wearing that dress and shoes I like so much on her. Mmmmmm

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

You guys don't know about when or where or how I have sex since I'm not that fucking tacky to post it on an internet forum

 

[Ravenpoe]

*enters "I just had sex" thread*

*finds people saying they had sex*

*APPAULED!*

*MONOCLE IN THE TEA!*

*MORAL OUTRAGE!*

*TOTALLY BETTER THAN THAT!*

 

[ThatNickGuy]

You guys don't know about when or where or how I have sex since I'm not that fucking tacky to post it on an internet forum

I'm a regularly depressed, anti-social stick in the mud and even I'M telling you to pull out whatever that is stuck in your craw.

 

[Hailey Knight]

You guys don't know about when or where or how I have sex since I'm not that fucking tacky to post it on an internet forum

We can't know things that don't exist.

Except Star Wars.

 

[Ravenpoe]

We can't know things that don't exist.

Except Star Wars.

Let's not resort to "You ain't gettin' any." Charlie could have a regular, healthy sex life, and still be a killjoy.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

If he were such a killjoy, my deductive reasoning would say he would need to be one HELL of a submissive in the relationship.

 

[HCGLNS]

Are you all actually arguing to hear about Charlies sex life? I for one am happy in my ignorance of his Troy McClure proclivities.

 

[fade]

For the people who discuss their sex life on internet forums! We shall not sit idly by while they are called such stereotypical epithets as "tacky"! We must organize a demonstration for those who wish to brag about sex on the web! Down with whitey!

 

[LittleSin]

Is bragging about sex to you sister okay? How about you (step)mum? Your friends?

No?

....I'm going to hell.

 

[Chippy]

 

[Jay]

 

[Mathias]

Added at: 07:37

Let's not resort to "You ain't gettin' any." Charlie could have a regular, healthy sex life, and still be a killjoy.

I don't buy it.

 

[fade]

Added at: 07:37

Do American adult cartoons always have the funny? Of course not. Look at Drawn Together.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

I have in my hand signed affidavits of several lucky ladies who will offer sworn testimony on their joining me in sexual congress

 

[Mathias]

I have in my hand signed affidavits of several lucky ladies who will offer sworn testimony on their joining me in sexual congress

No you don't. I can totally tell you're a friend zone, pine pony rider all the way.

 

[Jay]

 

[Adam]

Added at: 07:37


I don't buy it.

He probably should.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

I for one am shocked this thread has turned into trying to make someone feel shitty because they think they aren't getting laid

 

[Adam]

As opposed to you making them feel bad because they are?

 

[Shegokigo]

As opposed to you making them feel bad because they are?

(If I weren't so lazy right now I'd have shopped Ada's head on there)

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

I'm not shaming someone for having sex. Sex rules. It's fun. Just the immature "look at me, look I had sex!!!" makes you look like a 14 year old.