[Gaming] Mass Effect 3 : It's here and thy ending is queeeeeeer.
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Nope, but I live with it now as a necessarily evil. I don't keep it on though and cut all processes when I am not playing a game.
Hell no, and if it were any other EA title I wouldn't install that piece of bloated crap on my system... but I've been feverishly looking forward to this ever since I finished the second Mass Effect.
...... Dammit guys... don't make me sacrifice my principles on this... and I don't even have a platform that's at risk for Origin...
God damn it Jay... that music haunts me along with with that kid getting shot down in the transport.
As long as we have a dude with an assault rifle... we'll be alright Jay... 
From the looks of it though, it's not old fashioned scanning. There are no minerals you gain by wandering around a planet for five minutes with the scanner. Instead you use the scan button in the solar system, and once you find something important you do a planet scan or a wreckage scan, and boom, you have the asset.
I... I actually liked scanning.
Once this game gets to my house I will not be in any of these threads until I'm done the single player campaign
I made the mistake of commenting on that video I posted above. Now, my email inbox has let me know, via youtube commenters, that I am, are and is a faggot about 1200 times.
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Oh, and in this one I was called a faggot and he let me know I am both a kid and that I should go back to playing faggot baby games like cod. I just want to tell them, "Son, have you ever played the game Star Control 2? It's the progenitor to Mass Effect. Without it, there would be no Mass Effect. Hell, let's go further back in time to the Berserker series of novels written by Fred Saberhagen from the late 60's which are (no matter how fucking much Bioware denies it) the DIRECT inspiration for the Reapers. Now, call me a kid again. DO IT. DO IT!" Unfortunately, a youtube commenter's brain would only read that as: NO, I IZ NOT FAGGIT! U IZ FAGGIT!
Youtube commenters are fucking awesome.
I just can't quite get across just how many private messages have called me a faggot so far. I made the joke that it was 1200 above, but a for reals amount is about two dozen times.
Added at: 01:57
Oh, and in this one I was called a faggot and he let me know I am both a kid and that I should go back to playing faggot baby games like cod. I just want to tell them, "Son, have you ever played the game Star Control 2? It's the progenitor to Mass Effect. Without it, there would be no Mass Effect. Hell, let's go further back in time to the Berserker series of novels written by Fred Saberhagen from the late 60's which are (no matter how fucking much Bioware denies it) the DIRECT inspiration for the Reapers. Now, call me a kid again. DO IT. DO IT!" Unfortunately, a youtube commenter's brain would only read that as: NO, I IZ NOT FAGGIT! U IZ FAGGIT!
Youtube commenters are fucking awesome.
I just can't quite get across just how many private messages have called me a faggot so far. I made the joke that it was 1200 above, but a for reals amount is about two dozen times.
Holy crap dude... what did you say about the game?
Typical Youtube commenters are a human subspecies of basement dwelling troglodytes best left to devolve into something incapable of typing a written language (they are getting close).
Typical Youtube commenters are a human subspecies of basement dwelling troglodytes best left to devolve into something incapable of typing a written language (they are getting close).
Dammit, I was ready to avoid this game, and then I watched the galaxy exploration video and the galaxy music started up, and I was all like, "Oohhhhhhh........" And before I knew it I was loading a quartet of fold-up weapons onto my back.
Maybe I'll get lucky and my computer will be too crappy to run this game. That'll solve the problem for me.
Maybe I'll get lucky and my computer will be too crappy to run this game. That'll solve the problem for me.
It will cost you around $870 to get Mass Effect 3 DLC
To be fair, most of it seems to be a Collector Assault Rifle unlock/powerup by purchasing another product they are co-promoting, and it will remain to be seen if someone can get such powerups through the in-game unlocks. If the Collectors Assault Rifle powerups can only be gotten through the DLC codes, then that is one expensive multiplayer gun if you want to get it upgraded.
To be fair, most of it seems to be a Collector Assault Rifle unlock/powerup by purchasing another product they are co-promoting, and it will remain to be seen if someone can get such powerups through the in-game unlocks. If the Collectors Assault Rifle powerups can only be gotten through the DLC codes, then that is one expensive multiplayer gun if you want to get it upgraded.
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Wtwg.... brbw... awatta... I never made that connection! Jumpin' jeezus on a pogo stick, you're right... Mass Effect is like a direct male-line descendant of Star Control. Whoa.
Yeah dude, you play WoW, we get it, stop bringing it up already.I... I actually liked scanning.
Seriously, that thing was so slow... and you had to do it a million times to get any acceptable ending...
I clued in the first game. I was like, "Hey, this cool. Kinda Gearsy with the combat. I'm digging this interaction with aliens and such. This is a cool game in the vein of KOTOR, I'm picking up what you're putting down Bioware. Ok, we're on a starmap now. Well, I guess I need to go down onto this planet on my....planet lander-y kind of thing and look for mineralssssssOH MY GOD!"
GasBandit
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It's too bad it takes itself a LOT more seriously than Star Control did.
"I'm sorry I asked about your... glowy bits."
"... and then they attack like slavering zebrankies."
"Our Backwards-Utilized Tracking Torpedo missiles, or B.U.T.T. missiles, for short..."
"Yes! From now on, we shall be known as the Fat, Obstreperous Jerks!"
"NNNnnyyyyaaagh! I'm *SQUEEZING* the *JUICE!* Now is the time for *DANCING!*"
"You were most fortunate last time, you hideous, pouchless freak, but this time I shall surely destroy your vessel... you slithering eater of putrid hairballs!"
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