The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[AshburnerX]

... I don't understand the hate. It's just the same old tortilla shell, except with Dorito flavoring. It sounds disgusting, but it's hardly the monstrosity that was the Double Down or the KFC Famous Bowl.

Also, it's not surprising this happened: Taco Bell is owned by the same parent company that owns the Doritos and Pepsi brands.

 

[Frank]

Well, that article could say Taco Bell continues to exist and I would make fun of it and it was an easy opportunity to make fun of juggalos.

 

[Sparhawk]

Taco Bell's Doritos taco shell going national

This is the kind of trash that you would see served at a juggalo's funeral. Hey look, our fat clown child is dead so we've decided to combine his favorite shitty food as an honor to him.

Dear God. This makes me happier that I haven't even set foot inside the door of one of those in 8 years.

 

[Gusto]

Taco Bell's Doritos taco shell going national

This is the kind of trash that you would see served at a juggalo's funeral. Hey look, our fat clown child is dead so we've decided to combine his favorite shitty food as an honor to him.

Okay, I have to ask, are you quoting the Comedy Button?

 

[figmentPez]

Dear God. This makes me happier that I haven't even set foot inside the door of one of those in 8 years.

Meh, they can't even begin to tempt me... until they come out with the Cool Ranch version.

 

[AshburnerX]

Meh, they can't even begin to tempt me... until they come out with the Cool Ranch version.

I have to admit... a Cool Ranch version, with chicken and vegetables would probably be enough to get me to try it.

 

[Frank]

Okay, I have to ask, are you quoting the Comedy Button?

Almost completely. I honestly thought about starting that post: To quote Brian Altano, but I didn't think anyone here would know what the fuck I was talking about.

 

[ElJuski]

um you guys should read the link

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[makare]

at pow wows around here they serve something called a walking taco. You take a mini bag of Doritos and put taco stuff on them. It's delicious so I imagine that this would be like that. I don't like Taco Bell at all but Doritos with taco stuff IS good.

Also Doritos are awesome.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Why the hate?

Also, why the Double Down hate?

 

[SeraRelm]

Taco bell meat tastes like what I imagine the shit of a dog would taste like if it ate taco bell every day for a year straight.

Doritos is cool, I make Dorito salads with them, Taco Bell? Fuck that.

 

[Gusto]

Almost completely. I honestly thought about starting that post: To quote Brian Altano, but I didn't think anyone here would know what the fuck I was talking about.

Oh boy.

 

[ElJuski]

the shit of a dog would taste like if it ate taco bell every day for a year straight.

Perpetual motion!

 

[Cajungal]

A Dorito taco shell? That doesn't sound pleasant... too salty.

 

[SeraRelm]

RAGE! not really. post ragem if you will. I opened yesterday then had to close for lame reasons and "got thrown under the bus" to the district manager because of it. but I'm so god damned awesome I pulled the proverbial rabbit out of the hat and made that lion happy.
Still... RAGE
Added at: 19:35
I have vodka.
Added at: 19:36
That means I'm drunk.


fuck you

 

[Officer_Charon]

Possession of vodka = intoxication. Duly noted.

 

[Cajungal]

I've been ignoring that whiskey on the kitchen table. He looks sad. Or she. How do you determine the sex of a bottle of whiskey?

 

[ElJuski]

the genitalia.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Look inside, but the liquid has to be all drained and filtered internally, first.

 

[HCGLNS]

I've been ignoring that whiskey on the kitchen table. He looks sad. Or she. How do you determine the sex of a bottle of whiskey?

Whiskey = girl

Whisky = boy

Lincoln County Process = neutered

 

[Gusto]

I'm going out for whisky tonight with some people I haven't seen in like a year, pretty excited. Just gotta finish this shift.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Gusto, we are almost twins again. I'm going out for drinks tonight with people I haven't seen in years. I am also pretty excited.

 

[Chad Sexington]

I'm not going to have drinks... So... So... Yeah.

 

[Frank]

I'm going out for whisky tonight with some people I haven't seen in like a year, pretty excited. Just gotta finish this shift.

Have a swazzle star.

 

[Gusto]

Have a swazzle star.

Brap brap.

 

[Hailey Knight]

Sheesh. Almost posted random crap in the Rant thread.

I love an accidental music appreciation moment. Listening to something trite, kind of shallow, good but not great, and then that CD runs out and iTunes goes to whatever's next in the alphabet, which happens to be something genuinely amazing and you get to be blown away by that all over again, moreso than if you had just started listening to the second CD by itself.

 

[LittleSin]

Man, I got to stop posting on the forums late at night when I am on 'things'.

I mean, DAMN.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

 

[Wahad]

So, this happened. (NSFW) The world has just become a better place.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

 

[GasBandit]

Double Decker Tacos are my "how I hate to love you" guilty pleasure.

 

[Cajungal]

Two of my 4th grade students are constantly conga line-ing around in the afternoon after school and singing about how important bananas are for your health.

 

[Shegokigo]

Fuck bananas... wait, that's not what I..... nm.

 

[Cajungal]

HAH! I get it...