The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

Dear Lord I hope Icarus doesn't lurk anymore..

 

[Yoshimickster]

Similar thing happened with my niece. She discovered her clitoris at about 2 years old on the little-kid swings that you have to place them into. She'd scoot into the little barrier and giggle, telling me later that, "It tickles my bagina!" Now she uses my dad's massage chair.

My sister doesn't freak about it; nor does she act like it's nothing. She's told Ada the real words since she could speak, but explains that they're "private" words that people don't usually like to talk about. Like you, she doesn't want to make her feel ashamed, so she usually just diverts her attention. "That's enough chair time for now; let's color!" That usually works.

Crazy thing is? I know TWO people who have told me similar stories. One from my teacher, the other from my cousin. Kids are weird.

 

[PatrThom]

Kids are much more in touch with their bodies than adults. And that's the way it should be.

--Patrick

 

[Yoshimickster]

My mother thinks I'm great with kids. I'm great with my RELATIVES kids. That niceness is out of obligation and honor to family. Any other kid chances are I'll end up flipping out with-in five minutes.

 

[Cajungal]

It's kind of interesting to witness that total lack of shame. I hope my niece is never ashamed of herself... just learns not to have a public party on the swing set. Ya know, out of politeness and awareness of creepy park photographers.

 

[Cajungal]

Also, Ernest Hemingway is sitting across from me in a cafe.

 

[Cheesy1]

Tell him he's WAY overdue on his next book!

 

[Cajungal]

I asked him when there was going to be a sequel to The Old Man and the Sea.

 

[Yoshimickster]

Opened up some of my dad's old acryllic paint. Did anyone else know that acryllic smells like DEATH if it's old enough?

 

[LittleSin]

Opened up some of my dad's old acryllic paint. Did anyone else know that acryllic smells like DEATH if it's old enough?

Yup!

 

[Yoshimickster]

Well glad to know that's what happens. Good the smell subsides after a while because I don't need to buy any more paint! I'm torn between my hatred for smelly smells, and my hatred for spending money on anything besides comics/videogames.

 

[PatrThom]

That's good, because hippos will kill you. I'm not kidding. Look it up. They're pretty violent.

--Patrick

 

[Yoshimickster]

I was expecting something much more gory. Also Hippos are waaaaaaaaaaay faster than I thought. This makes me fear them EVEN more.

 

[phil]

I've come to the conclusion that there ain't no one dope as me. I'm just so fresh and so clean.

 

[GasBandit]

I've come to the conclusion that there ain't no one dope as me. I'm just so fresh and so clean.

 

[Yoshimickster]

Joe Rischel is the next Marlon Brando. Nuff said.

 

[Adam]

it's too bad it drove iacalus away from the boards. Since he wasn't icarus but there was that stupid meme of getting the two mixed up.

 

[SeraRelm]

Oh god, I forgot that meme.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Halforums: Throwback

 

[Cheesy1]

^With that same sour taste you remember!

 

[LittleKagsin]

I dislike having a bedroom window that faces the street. Even though the blinds are closed, when I can hear people chatting outside my window, I run and hide at the foot of my bed. And I'll tell you why I hide, because people seem to always walk by right as I've gotten out of the shower.

I'm conviced the blinds won't do their job.

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

We can only hope...

 

[PatrThom]

Perhaps you should have installed some deafs instead. Then at least you wouldn't hear the people chatting outside.

--Patrick

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

That may have been the closest I have come to a "creepy" post, and I am full of shame and regret now..

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

I know I came to that creepy post

 

[Chad Sexington]

 

[Krisken]

My sister just wrote on FB that she's getting gull stones removed from her gull bladder. Hilarity ensued.

 

[SeraRelm]

Flock of pee galls?

 

[Gared]

Wow... I knew my state absolutely sucked at budgeting, and running bidding for constructions projects, but never in my wildest imagination did I think that we'd ever spend $3.2M on an outhouse...

 

[Yoshimickster]

.....you win! A state budgeting for an out-house is one of the dumbest things I've heard any government do. And my governor's Christy!

 

[Gared]

.....you win! A state budgeting for an out-house is one of the dumbest things I've heard any government do. And my governor's Christy!

Well, to be fair, they didn't budget for an outhouse, they budgeted for a rest area. $1.4M worth of funding was set aside when the project started in 1991, but it took 20 years and an additional $1.8M to finish the project and along the way they discovered that the plan to tie the rest area into the nearest little town's sewer and water system wouldn't work, and the $3.2M total didn't allow for a site-specific water and sewer system. So, for 20 years' worth of work (and stalling) and $3.2M, we got an outhouse.

 

[Yoshimickster]

20 years....for a rest-house. Hope you all weren't holding it in that long!

 

[figmentPez]

I'm laughing at college students complaining about how young and stupid high schoolers are.

 

[Yoshimickster]

Heh, yeah we do that a lot.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I was riding in my car with the windows down and sunroof open...

Then a car pulled up next to me, and I could smell the dude's breath...... it did not smell of Certs, but of decay and death.

"His breath just came from a funeral
for a mouth full of teeth that had died."