Real Life Barbie

[LittleSin]

Oh God why.

After numerous surgeries, Valeria Lukyanova, a 21-year-old Ukranian, has finally achieved her dream of being plastic a real-life Barbie doll.

 

[Azurephoenix]

Nasty nasty nasty...

Although I'm still not fully convinced these aren't just photochops.

 

[LittleSin]

I just...I don't get it!

 

[Frank]

Yikes.

 

[Frank]

Nasty nasty nasty...

Although I'm still not fully convinced these aren't just photochops.

If they are, she did it 11000 times.

http://vk.com/photos4926666

 

[Azurephoenix]

There's a lot of crazy inconsitencies in those images (though I suppose that could be from different times between surgeries).

Still... either way... it's really really stupid.

 

[LittleSin]

I was confused by the smudge I kept seeing on her fore head. Looking at her facebook page I think she might be hindi (?).

 

[GasBandit]

WHERE DOES SHE KEEP HER ORGANS?

 

[BananaHands]

I'd hit it.

EDIT: I just realized a Barbie doll would have no nipples or vagina.

 

[Frank]

I bet she'd be like doing a Real Doll.

Nope, looking at that site, Real Dolls look more realistic than she does.

 

[LittleSin]

I wonder about the surgical standards in the Ukraine. Did anyone try to stop her? Counsel her? I mean, there are people out there with gender dysphoria that have to wait years and years before they get their surgeries...yet this chick is 21 years old and has turned herself into...this.

 

[BananaHands]

I hope she drives a pink Malibu.

 

[Frank]

I wonder about the surgical standards in the Ukraine. Did anyone try to stop her? Counsel her? I mean, there are people out there with gender dysphoria that have to wait years and years before they get their surgeries...yet this chick is 21 years old and has turned herself into...this.

Money.

 

[Null]

Part of my brain is screaming in horror.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

 

[North_Ranger]

Okay, that is fucking creepy... But I guess there are people who want to fuck six feet of plastic...

 

[BananaHands]

 

[LittleSin]

Money.

Is that all it takes? There's no kind of psychological evaluation needed before this kind of surgery takes place? I mean, this goes well beyond plastic surgery. This a god damn reconstruction. She looks like an alien species you'd find in Mass Effect.

I'm now going to have ot evaluate why this baffles me.

 

[HowDroll]

Is that all it takes? There's no kind of psychological evaluation needed before this kind of surgery takes place? I mean, this goes well beyond plastic surgery. This a god damn reconstruction. She looks like an alien species you'd find in Mass Effect.

I'm now going to have ot evaluate why this baffles me.

 

[Azurephoenix]

This a god damn reconstruction. She looks like an alien species you'd find in Mass Effect.

The aliens in Mass Effect are much better looking...

 

[North_Ranger]

JESUS F***IN' CHRIST, DO NOT WANT! SPOILER IT!! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SPOILER EEEE-HEEE-HEEEET!!

 

[LittleSin]

The aliens in Mass Effect are much better looking...

Even Shepard would look at her be like "Uhhh...no."

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

No way. Shep would hit that.

 

[North_Ranger]

No way. Shep would hit that.

With his omni-tool blade, for sure.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

That is the first time I've heard that being used as a euphemism for penis.

 

[linglingface]

Yeah, she'll be haunting me in all my nightmares now...

 

[SeraRelm]

Now, is it a real girl, or is it a Real Doll?

 

[Chippy]

With his omni-tool blade, for sure.

yay implied violence for a shitty life choice

 

[SeraRelm]

Chippy don't surf, yo.

 

[Chad Sexington]

yay implied violence for a shitty life choice

Pretty sure they were talking about the Mass Effect image.

 

[Gared]

And even if they weren't, they were talking about what a completely fictional video game character would do.

 

[Shegokigo]

Chippy don't surf, yo.

That's pretty much what he's become.

 

[Chippy]

Chippy don't surf, yo.

Naw, I get that it's creepy. Probs read more into that post then I should have, but still.

 

[Chippy]

That's pretty much what he's become.

 

[Shegokigo]

Cept you've been posting in thread just to incite dramatic responses. Ex: The New Anime Thread "Anime is terrible". Noone was looking for your opinion on anime, it was a thread to recommend anime. Then in other threads, you're being purposefully passive aggressive. Pretty much since you "came back". What's up with that?

*See above post