The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

BananaHands · May 9, 2012

At least A Dance With Dragons is better than A Feast For Crows. So far.

GasBandit · May 9, 2012

ElJuski · May 9, 2012

BananaHands said:
At least A Dance With Dragons is better than A Feast For Crows. So far.

So remember Ashley? She sent me this book because I kept whining about her not sending me something, just because, and she sent me The New Kings of Nonfiction. And I fucking love it. But now I feel bad I guilt-tripped her into sending me a non-essential gift.

Gusto · May 9, 2012

Preorder bonus for The Amazing Spider-Man from Amazon: Play the game as Stan Lee.

SeraRelm · May 9, 2012

HCGLNS · May 9, 2012

All of you need to memorize this by Monday. There will be a test.

sixpackshaker · May 9, 2012

Needs more cowbell.

Chad Sexington · May 9, 2012

I just learned that I've been using the word 'recalcitrant' incorrectly for years. For years.

Frank · May 10, 2012

Gusto said:
Preorder bonus for The Amazing Spider-Man from Amazon: Play the game as Stan Lee.

Awful.

Also, my Groupon email this morning was for this:

50% off food from Jack's Grill. 40 bucks get you 80 bucks worth of food and shit from a place in Edmonton called Jack's Grill. This is the picture with the ad:

Fucking pass on your pretentious looking expensive ass bullshit foodie food.

Gusto · May 10, 2012

I hope everyone's voting in that art contest. Te more encouragement our artists get, the more likely we are to repeat this month to month.

http://halforums.com/xenforo/threads/submit-your-work-vote-on-your-favs-halforums-2012-art-event.27646/

BananaHands · May 10, 2012

Hm. From the BSG pilot... that ship looks familiar.....

Frank · May 10, 2012

Nice, I've always wondered where Serenity was in BSG. I always heard that it was part of the fleet but had never seen it.

SeraRelm · May 10, 2012

Now if only I could stand watching BSG.

BananaHands · May 10, 2012

Shegokigo · May 10, 2012

Frank said:
Awful.

Also, my Groupon email this morning was for this:

50% off food from Jack's Grill. 40 bucks get you 80 bucks worth of food and shit from a place in Edmonton called Jack's Grill. This is the picture with the ad:

Fucking pass on your pretentious looking expensive ass bullshit foodie food.

What part of that entree is "grilled" exactly?

SeraRelm · May 10, 2012

The... bread?

maybe?

I don't know...

drifter · May 10, 2012

Steak tartare is bullshit foodie food?

Shegokigo · May 10, 2012

Frank · May 10, 2012

drifter said:
Steak tartare is bullshit foodie food?

Almost the very definition of.

Silver Jelly · May 10, 2012

I like my steak so rare it's tartare!

BananaHands · May 10, 2012

That steak should practice better dental hygiene if it's having tartare problems.

Piotyr · May 10, 2012

I'm all for politics, religion and cosplay arguments, but steak?

Frank · May 10, 2012

At first, I had no idea that was even steak tartare. All I knew was that's not a good way to promote your GRILL restaurant.

SeraRelm · May 10, 2012

Gotta go to gifbin for steak.

drifter · May 10, 2012

*shrug* conceptually, to me it's about as pretentious as sushi. It's basically just raw meat, raw egg, and bread.

Unless the menu describes it as "humanely killed, certified organic game meat with farm fresh quail egg yolk served at 5 °above room temperature, with stone ground whole wheat baguette toasted over an open flame in a hand-fired brick oven" or something similarly ridiculous, in which case I'd agree with you.

Shegokigo · May 10, 2012

BananaHands said:
That steak should practice better dental hygiene if it's having tartare problems.

No.

Piotyr · May 10, 2012

Is some site being a stickler about their Abe Simpson gif?

SeraRelm · May 10, 2012

It's working now.

BananaHands · May 10, 2012

Guys, I'm stepping away from the forums for a while.

While I appreciate the place, your stance on steaks appalls me and I refuse to sit here and deal with this kind of food intolerance.

Gusto · May 10, 2012

BananaHands said:
Guys, I'm stepping away from the forums for a while.

While I appreciate the place, your stance on steaks appalls me and I refuse to sit here and deal with this kind of food intolerance.

I agree. And I shall try to be more tolerant of lactose.

SeraRelm · May 10, 2012

BananaHands said:
Guys, I'm stepping away from the forums for a while.

While I appreciate the place, your stance on steaks appalls me and I refuse to sit here and deal with this kind of food intolerance.

Image link broken, Gusto?

BananaHands · May 10, 2012

Guys, I'm back. I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch-dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized that not everyone likes steak tartare.

Piotyr · May 10, 2012

BananaHands said:
Guys, I'm back. I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch-dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized that not everyone likes steak tartare.

And those that do are animals (because plants eating steak tartare would be weird).

BananaHands · May 10, 2012

SeraRelm said:
Image link broken, Gusto?

Yeah, seriously. I expect that kind of crap out of other forumites, but GUSTO!?

SeraRelm · May 10, 2012

BananaHands said:
Guys, I'm back. I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch-dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized that not everyone likes steak tartare.

oh... in that case.