Overly detailed update on the situation, blatantly going against all advice and doing about the last thing that one should have done in the situation.
Declaration of life being over.
Declaration of life being over.
Single word statement of general agreement with quoted post.Posts orthogonally to as many previous statements as possible to try and be an iconoclast.
Uses unnecessarily verbose and redundant verbiage to appear more the virtuozzo.
Reminds friendly guy with a gun that derailment is the purpose of advice threads.Reads to end of thread, comments.
Fails to note that thread is over a single page long, and second page has derailed into something completely different.
*leaked nude pictures of several celebrities*Emphatic post insisting that this thread is lacking in pictures of a particular celebrity.
Expression consternation in all caps that this is a literary device that compares two objects using either "like" or "as". The statement ends with "!?" to suggest both agitation with some quizzicalness, as though to imply that I cannot believe what I am hearing.Sounds like Nick's prom night.
Query requesting clarification as to the situation which the op will never do again - whether the initial issue, or posting it here and requesting advice?Exclamation of giving up on said situation, promising never to do it again.