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Overly detailed update on the situation, blatantly going against all advice and doing about the last thing that one should have done in the situation.

Declaration of life being over.
 

Necronic

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Posts orthogonally to as many previous statements as possible to try and be an iconoclast.

Uses unnecessarily verbose and redundant verbiage to appear more the virtuozzo.
 
Posts disparaging personal attack hidden behind the guise of white privilege.

Talks down to everyone in the thread about how embarrassing and meaningless the issue is, and how even perpetuating the thread constitutes a personally hilarious waste of time.

EDIT: Quick self-edit, intimating no offense.
 
Reads to end of thread, comments.

Fails to note that thread is over a single page long, and second page has derailed into something completely different.
 
Wades through entire thread, wonders openly what reality we're dealing with, makes some comment involving Shego and/or GasBandit.
 

figmentPez

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Post indicating that reality can go have carnal relations with itself.

Followed by an animated GIF of Thor flipping a table.
 
Corrects a minor spelling and/or grammatical error of a post on the previous page without quoting said post.

Insults intelligence of person who made minor spelling and/or grammatical error.
 
Informs original poster that if they want people to stop saying things to them, then the only way to do it is to walk away from the thread.

Is ignored as thread continues to grow out of control.
 
Sounds like Nick's prom night.
Expression consternation in all caps that this is a literary device that compares two objects using either "like" or "as". The statement ends with "!?" to suggest both agitation with some quizzicalness, as though to imply that I cannot believe what I am hearing.

A .gif of somebody seizing a table roughly from below, then raising their arms upwards so as to propel the table upward. Given that all the force lifting the table is concentrated on one side, the other side is not propelled. This leads to the table flipping over. Anything currently contained on the table may be launched off of the table or they may stay on, depending on whether or not the contents of the .gif in question follow the laws of physics.
 
Skims posts. Asks self "WTF is this shit?" while wondering if OP is serious or not and lets out a deep sigh. Decides there is no point in adding to the conversation and moves on.
 
Thanks spammer for bringing this thread back, acknowledging the opportunity it provided to review previous advice and resoundingly deny own advice upon further reflection.

Request ThatNickGuy provide an update.

General well wishing for OP and any in a similar situation.
 
Provides an overly-detailed update of the situation, blaming everyone here for telling him what to do. Says that he actually followed the advice, but in completely the wrong way (basically misinterpreting the advice completely), making the whole thing awkward between all parties.

Exclamation of giving up on said situation, promising never to do it again.
 
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