BananaHands
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[News] Zombies!
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Dave
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This is how it starts. But of course it's Miami. Nobody will probably notice for a while.
UGH ok, so it's the south but still all the way on the east coast. The worst of it probably won't get this way for a month or so, but with all the travel from memorial day weekend and school ending it could be here a lot sooner. Tomorrow's my day off so I can get my emergency pack together but I'll need to plan my escape route more.
I don't think it should be that bad once I get north of Oklahoma though...
I don't think it should be that bad once I get north of Oklahoma though...
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I thought it was experimental marijuana that made them...Article said:
This probably could have gone in our other zombie thread.
Man, this is pretty much EXACTLY what Max Brooks says to look out for as the early signs of a stage one outbreak.
It's a good thing he doesn't have twitter, he'd be getting bombarded right now.
Man, this is pretty much EXACTLY what Max Brooks says to look out for as the early signs of a stage one outbreak.
It's a good thing he doesn't have twitter, he'd be getting bombarded right now.
A silencer... smart. Sadly they don't work for shit in RL.
*equips his katana and heads off into the Canadian woods never to be seen again*
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Still not sure how one got out, much less made it that far south.
Sorry, folks. Won't happen again.
Sorry, folks. Won't happen again.
BananaHands
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I gotta figure the best route up through the canadian border without hitting too much population.
West Coast> ferry up to Yukon.
West-Central> Saskatchewan but you're probably fucked.
Central> Western Ontario but you're probably fucked.
East-Central> You're fucked.
East Coast> Ferry to Baffin Island.
That has to be crossthreaded... I mean, she really should have finished screwing it in by now.
2009 in Metairie, Lousiana...a man had a bite taken out of his arm by a passing stranger who attacked him while he was gardening. The attacker chewed and swallowed the flesh he bit off.
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Which is why the ladies like her better.
North_Ranger
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Dammit, I need to contact my overseas friends and warn them.
After that, I'll wait for news of this shit on this side of the Atlantic...
After that, I'll wait for news of this shit on this side of the Atlantic...
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Perhaps, but I'd suspect the men would get jealous of how well she uses hers.
Sauce plox
My sister says she read that the dude was on something called "bath salts" which is a type of LSD or something, and has been known to lead to things like this.
BananaHands
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Pills here!
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So basically the physical version of your posts.
GasBandit
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I wish my posts could physically vomit on other halforumites.
...what?!
"Bath salts" are literally bath salts - the stuff you get in those generic gift baskets when you don't know what to give someone.
Some crazy SOB came up with the idea of smoking them, which causes them to have a SEVERE hallucinogenic effect, similar to PCP. High/extreme pain tolerances, severe irrationality, psychosis... yep... fun times.
Some crazy SOB came up with the idea of smoking them, which causes them to have a SEVERE hallucinogenic effect, similar to PCP. High/extreme pain tolerances, severe irrationality, psychosis... yep... fun times.
And zombie-ism? Holy shit, who would have guessed?
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Well, time to bust out 20 IDs to get bath salts.
Are you sure it doesn't have multiple meanings?
http://www.drugabuse.gov/about-nida...011/02/bath-salts-emerging-dangerous-products
http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/features/bath-salts-drug-dangers
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/2...ified-fears-grow-over-drug-possibly-involved/
http://www.drugabuse.gov/about-nida...011/02/bath-salts-emerging-dangerous-products
Actually this site says it's both, sort of:
http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/features/bath-salts-drug-dangers
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/2...ified-fears-grow-over-drug-possibly-involved/
There you go... I guess my intel was a little off, perhaps? It's the same thing with the "Spice" - artificial marijuana. They market it as pot-pourri or incense, and state it's "not for human consumption," which worked to allow it to be sold. At least until GA passed a law making it illegal to sell Spice.
That's probably how Salvia was (is?) legal up here too. It was marked as not for human consumption as well.
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