Fox News affilliate Insults bronies, calls them freaks.

[ThatNickGuy]

This thread and the lady assassin after Austin Powers here have a lot in common:

 

[SeraRelm]

BACK ON SUBJECT!

 

[GasBandit]

 

[LittleSin]

Th-that's a puppet.

Right?

 

[GasBandit]

Th-that's a puppet.

Right?

Well, it's hard to tell, but... if we infer size from the length of the grass around its feet... it appears to be appropriately sized for an object the diameter of an average forearm to be put in, with room to spare.

Not that that guarantees it's a puppet. Maybe that's just where you're supposed to put the fleshlight.

 

[AshburnerX]

Wouldn't they have made the thing out of polyester or something else in that case? Something that was washer/dryer safe. You wouldn't want to have to explain stains on a My Little Pony doll if your a 18+ male.

 

[checkeredhat]

Hey guys!

Spoiler: Relevant

Spoiler: If you are a brony you probably do not want to click this

Well, see ya.

 

[CynicismKills]

Completely and totally NSFW etc etc dirty woids 'bout doin' ponies

Spoiler

 

[GasBandit]

Wouldn't they have made the thing out of polyester or something else in that case? Something that was washer/dryer safe. You wouldn't want to have to explain stains on a My Little Pony doll if your a 18+ male.

An 18+ male has already passed that point of no return by having a My Little Pony doll at all.

Hey guys!

(Drifter posted what Gasbandit posted way before Gasbandit but in another thread, complete with... a more accurate measuring analogue)

Well, see ya.

Huh. Well, shows what I get for staying out of a thread labeled "zoophilia." In other news, never mind. Definitely NOT A PUPPET. Confirmed by Banana.

 

[Frank]

Well, clop is now the worst word in the English language. Worse than any and all words before and after it.

Thanks bronies.

 

[makare]

You can wash stuffed animals

 

[Dave]

You can wash stuffed animals

I'd rather not have to.

 

[Mathias]

I didn't know what a Brony (ie)? was so I looked it up.

Yeah they're freaks.

They're like the retarded step-brothers of Furries ( and that's pretty damn 'tarded).

 

[CynicismKills]

Honestly, the average brony/furry is the same as any other fandom, be it nerdy or sports. The difference is in how far you take it. I don't care what you're into as long as you don't get all uppity 'cause I don't care for it.

 

[Mathias]

Honestly, the average brony/furry is the same as any other fandom, be it nerdy or sports. The difference is in how far you take it. I don't care what you're into as long as you don't get all uppity 'cause I don't care for it.

JA-BRONIES!??!??!?!!


Jabroni!

 

[ElJuski]

oh my god

nerds

 

[Mathias]

I was going to post Ogre... but when I typed "nerds" into Google image search this came up:

Tony Stark is not a fucking nerd.

 

[ElJuski]

they can be socially awkward and parse out wordy bon-mots, though!

 

[Mathias]

EXCELSIOR!

 

[makare]

I wash my stuffed animals because they get dusty, not spoogy.

 

[Shakey]

I wash my stuffed animals because they get dusty, not spoogy.

That's what I say about my penis too. It's so dusty I wash the fuck out of it.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I wash my stuffed animals because they get dusty, not spoogy.

They make treatments for that.

 

[makare]

There isn't enough treatment to get the dust off you poe....

 

[Hailey Knight]

I wash my stuffed animals because they get dusty, not spoogy.

 

[makare]

Usually I find Jack pretty sexy but that image is just creepy...

 

[Chippy]

Bronies are the worst.

 

[Hylian]

Bronies are the worst.

 

[Chippy]

"I like My Little Pony"
"Uh, Ok."
"Yeah, I'm a grown man and I watch it! You got a problem with that?!"
"Not really."
"YEAH WELL I DON'T CARE I'M DIFFERENT"

 

[makare]

I feel the same about bronies as I do about any fan group. I am fine when they are at the "I like it!" level. They start creeping me out at the, "I live it!" level.

 

[Mathias]

My daughter watches My Little Pony. The show is on the same level as WaWaWubbzy and Fresh Beat Band. I don't know why a grown man would enjoy it.

Bronies are freaks.

 

[Shegokigo]

My daughter watches My Little Pony. The show is on the same level as WaWaWubbzy and Fresh Beat Band. I don't know why a grown man would enjoy it.

Bronies are freaks.

My brother's daughter watches it too. His sons won't because it's "little girl TV". From the mouths of babes....

 

[wana10]

My brother's daughter watches it too. His sons won't because it's "little girl TV". From the mouths of babes....

so, what you're saying is we should continue to pass judgement on things using the same logic and reasoning(or lack thereof) we had when we were children?

 

[SeraRelm]

It's hard to discuss something like that with someone who has a Cat-Bus avatar, I'd think.

 

[Shegokigo]

so, what you're saying is we should continue to pass judgement on things using the same logic and reasoning(or lack thereof) we had when we were children?

Nope, I'm simply quoting my brother's kids. Take that as you will.

 

[ElJuski]

"I like My Little Pony"
"Uh, Ok."
"Yeah, I'm a grown man and I watch it! You got a problem with that?!"
"Not really."
"YEAH WELL I DON'T CARE I'M DIFFERENT"

This. Like many internet nerd things, it feels like such an obnoxious affectation.