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Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

What the hell is happening here.

Also, I still have no interest in this DnD storyline.. I have no knowledge of DnD and this certainly doesn't make me want to run out and play it. I've just been checking in every few days and reading back the previous strips, hoping I'll see Jade's tits or something interesting, damnit.
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

There's no escaping the Fox, no denying Zorro, for as we both know, without Zorro we would not exist. It is Zorro that created us, Zorro that connects us, Zorro that pulls us, that guides us, that drives us, that binds us, it is Zorro that defines us. We are here because of you, Mr. Halforumites, we're here because of you. We're here to take from you what you tried to take from us. Zorro!
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

This was a Zorro
I'm making a note here: HUGE SWORD FEST
It's hard to overstate my fox-like cunning

Colonial California
We do what we want, because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the rich snooty turds

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on killing, and then take a tea break
The adventures get done
And you get to have fun
Every time Zorro stages a jail break

I'm not even crafty
I'm really so sincere, and how
Even though no one knows who I am
They call me The Fox
And other names that aren't so glib
And they'd burn and hurt me 'cause
They aren't so happy for me

Now these three straight cuts make a beautiful shape
I carved you a "Z" then hid behind my black cape
So I'm glad I'm Zorro
Because it means I can throw
All my enemies through windows and drapes

Go ahead and hunt me
I think I prefer to kick your ass
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Don Diego
That was a joke, HA HA, it's me.
Anyway no one will know
My secret identity

Look at me still talking when there's swordplay to do
When I slash and smash it makes me glad I'm not you
I've got gold and stuff to steal, as I sneak through your chateau
Because I am known as the Zorro

And believe me I am Zorro
I'm swashbuckling and I'm still Zorro
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still Zorro
While you're dying I'll be still Zorro
And when you're dead I will be still Zorro

Still Zorro
Still Zorro
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

Staff member
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for Zorro, I can tell you I don't know who he really is. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will carve a Z in your clothing.
 
S

SeraRelm

I imagine that right now, you’re feeling a bit like Lolita Pulido. Hmm? Tumbling around Alta California? … I see it in your eyes. You have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he is expecting to wake up. Ironically, that’s not far from the truth. Do you believe in fate, Don Diego? … I know exactly what you mean. Let me tell you why you’re here. You’re here because you know something. What you know you can’t explain, but you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there’s something wrong with the world. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I’m talking about? … Do you want to know what it is?… Zorro is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work… when you go to church… when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. … That you are a slave, Don Diego. Like everyone else you were born into bondage. Into a prison that you cannot taste or see or touch. A prison for your mind. … Unfortunately, no one can be told what Zorro is. You have to see it for yourself. … This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Alta California and I show you how deep the oppressive colonial government goes. Remember, all I’m offering is the truth, nothing more. … Follow me.
 
Timmus

Timmus

Meanwhile over at PvP the clearly deranged dwarf girl is having difficulty making the decision to fight an imaginary troll. Perhaps Zorro will swing in on a chandelier and save the day.
 
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