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SeraRelm

I think "I don't care" might fit since I didn't even click on the link for the test. But as a card? Come now, you should at least know better than that.
 
Twice this week I've overheard my upstairs neighbour having sex. I can hear the bed rocking, banging against the wall, then get faster and faster and stop.
This would be annoying, but because it literally lasts less than 3 minutes, instead it's just funny.
 
Twice this week I've overheard my upstairs neighbour having sex. I can hear the bed rocking, banging against the wall, then get faster and faster and stop.
This would be annoying, but because it literally lasts less than 3 minutes, instead it's just funny.
Once it gets annoying, just remember aaallllll those pranks you can pull/noises you can make to make it uncomfortable for them.
 

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I'm just here to say, "Screw all of you. I'm on vacation for 2 weeks, and won't be around much."
 
I'm just here to say, "Screw all of you. I'm on vacation for 2 weeks, and won't be around much."
Well you dirty, rotten... Hey, wait a minute, I go on a short vacation next week, then in September it's Disney! :waves:

So, meh.

Have fun and be safe.
 
Tonight, Noah asked me to read him a book called The Umbrella which is set in the Monteverde Cloud Forest of Costa Rica. The little boy in the story is looking for several rainforest animals. One animal in the story is a baby tapir. Another is a kinkajou.
My brain sometimes reads faster than my mouth can speak the words. Tonight that lead to me combining those two animals into Kinky Baby.
 
I took my puppy (now damn near dog sized) to my friends' house. They have two dogs, that they feed by just dumping out half a bag of dog food and letting them pick at it for a couple of days. So there was still a good 8 cups of food in the kitchen. I give my dog a little less than 3 cups at this point. I kept my puppy on a leash so I could keep him out of their dog food. They asked me why I did not let him go, I replied that since he is a Labrador Retriever he would eat until he hurt himself. They did not think that he would eat that much and that their dogs would stop him before he ate all of their food.

NOPE, the dogs did not stage an intervention for my puppy. He ate it all. Walked to the front door and took a GIANT crap, while we were having drinks in the living room. I noticed him about a second later and sent him out. And then I started cleaning that spot on the floor. When I went out too him he was throwing up... What is it about these dogs that they just don't stop eating?

Man, this puppy is going to have so damn many annoying issues. I'll never be able to feed both my dogs at one time. The dog is fine with leaving the puppy's food alone, but the puppy is such a glutton that he'll never leave another dog's food alone. Also the puppy is a barker and whiner. Luckily so far the barking has mostly been on time for going to the restroom, and the whining is just because myself or the dog is not near him at that moment.
 
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Our dogs eat out of their own bowls and don't really eat each others'. The border collie is a grazer so her food sits there all day but the rest of them just wolf it down and are done. Our lab doesn't try to eat the border collie's food but the pitbull/german shepherd does. So I guess you can train labs not to eat so much.
 

GasBandit

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See, and here I've had a German Shepherd, Golden Retriever, Chow mix and even a boxer/akita mix that all were fine only eating so much and sharing food with the other dog. But soon as a choc lab got in the mix? FOOD VACUUM. FAT FAT DOG.
 
Never had that, but in her old age, my family siberian husky had a very strange eating habit. She would bury her kibble, one bit at a time, for later. Not a big hole with a bunch of kibble, multiple shallow holes each with only one bit of kibble.
 
Today I discovered a friend's reddit account and it has entirely shattered my perception of them. They seemed so innocent, so virginal, so pure. But apparently online all they want to talk about is :hump:.
 
See, and here I've had a German Shepherd, Golden Retriever, Chow mix and even a boxer/akita mix that all were fine only eating so much and sharing food with the other dog. But soon as a choc lab got in the mix? FOOD VACUUM. FAT FAT DOG.
Our neighbors have a chocolate lab and a golden retriever. They had to put the dog food in a plastic bin to keep the lab from getting to it. If they leave the house and have her out along with the bag of food, she will rip it open and eat until she's sick.
 

GasBandit

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Our neighbors have a chocolate lab and a golden retriever. They had to put the dog food in a plastic bin to keep the lab from getting to it. If they leave the house and have her out along with the bag of food, she will rip it open and eat until she's sick.
Sounds familiar. Poor ol' Buster, before Dad figured out he had to limit his food unlike the other dogs, he resembled a bear cub more than a canine.
 
I've own German Shepherds for the last 20 years. None of them would over eat. They are the type of dog that if you put out 3 days of food for them when you leave for the weekend, there will still be a day's worth of food left when you return.

At the friends' house the pup just saw a pile of a different type of dog food and went for it. At home, he will just sneak a bite from the big dog's bowl, but he knows not to linger.
 
Sounds familiar. Poor ol' Buster, before Dad figured out he had to limit his food unlike the other dogs, he resembled a bear cub more than a canine.
They've also had to buy their lab a special bowl so she wouldn't scarf her food down in one gulp. It has 4 raised bumps molded into the plastic bowl. She's a crazy dog with a very sweet disposition.
 
They've also had to buy their lab a special bowl so she wouldn't scarf her food down in one gulp. It has 4 raised bumps molded into the plastic bowl. She's a crazy dog with a very sweet disposition.
I have seen those, normally I just stand next to him and remove his food bowl. Then wait for him to calm down again and return it... but it is like a light-switch, he goes back into scarfing mode.
 
The bowls that have the bumps on the bottom (Lab Bowls?) do work. Beagles are exactly the same as a Lab in they way that they eat. Bottomless pit mode to barfing in seconds. Those bumps cause them to have to "work" for their food a little more and slows them down a little.
 
Once he is old and calm enough to be left alone in the house while I am at work, I'll feed his morning meal out of a KONG Dispenser. ...just to keep him busy.
 

GasBandit

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Blowjobs cure morning sickness?

So what does Gallup say is the real culprit behind nausea and vomiting in early pregnancy? Semen. More specifically, unfamiliar semen. To understand where he’s coming from, we need to think back to the maternal immune system’s response to the fetus. Because half of the DNA the fetus is carrying comes from the father, the mother’s body may initially treat the organism as foreign tissue or an infection. This response, Gallup says, triggers an immune reaction that is commonly experienced as nausea, vomiting, and malaise (aka morning sickness). The best cure for this type of sickness, says Gallup, is, strangely enough, the same thing as its cause. The more exposure a woman has to her partner’s semen—that is to say, the more often she’s inseminated prior to conception and during the early stages of the pregnancy—the more tolerance her body develops to his genetic material. This tolerance generalizes to a tolerance for the fetus and leads to successful maternal immunosuppression—and subsequently allows her to feel less like an infected zombie with serious stomach troubles.
 
I am coming up on my first anniversary of my cancer diagnosis. I am wondering if I should just shave my head for the occasion....

One idea against, I don't want people thinking that I have relapsed.
 
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