New Insults

[LittleSin]

A thread where we create new and unique insults!

I already won that contest a few months back with "douche canoe". Since then the novelty has worn off.

My new insult is "cocksmith".

 

[Cajungal]

Cocksmith?

That sounds like something they'd do on Oglaf. Some eccentric dude hammering away at a shiny new instrument for the king of the land.

 

[Wahad]

Cocksmith?

That sounds like something they'd do on Oglaf. Some eccentric dude hammering away at a shiny new instrument for the king of the land.

There's already the dwarves. On the back is this huge cock! It comes alive at night and fucks your wife!

I don't really swear a lot anymore, but I've always been partial to ''titfly''. Doesn't work as well in English as in Dutch, though.

 

[Just Me]

Cocksmith?

That sounds like something they'd do on Oglaf. Some eccentric dude hammering away at a shiny new instrument for the king of the land.

And recently there was a fucksmith. And a dentist wizard.

I'm not very creative when it comes to swearing.

Bloody idiot, fool, or something else usually, but with panache!

 

[drifter]

The cycle of insults continues...

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html

 

[Gusto]

I really like goofball.

 

[Cajungal]

I call people goobers, mostly, or wastes of space. Not so creative.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I like buttface. Because you have a face that is like a butt.

Children think it's hilarious.

 

[GasBandit]

I've got a fondness for "assneck." And the activity of an assneck is assneckery.

 

[Jay]

Cock juggling thunder cun't

 

[Gared]

Yeah, I'm no so good at being creative with insults either. I do like "waste of carbon" though. I mean, carbon has to be one of the cheapest, most over-abundant elements out there, and the insultee is wasting it...

 

[LittleSin]

When Blue was well beyond tipsy he called a pair of folks "cock knuckle and snoopy the fuck dog".

This pair were cops.

 

[LordRendar]

Im partial to buttpirate.

 

[Chad Sexington]

An ex girlfriend of mine used "cuntweasel" and a former boss liked "fuck-knuckle"

Personally I'm a fan of slowly enunciating "What a... bag of shit."

 

[sixpackshaker]

This one is getting a little stale, "Furby Fucker."

 

[Cheesy1]

Hmmm, what are my common ones?
-Ass Hat
-Douche Nozzle
-Fucktard

Tried "Douche Baggins" for a bit, but it didn't feel that fresh.

 

[PatrThom]

"Speculum-sucking fellator of frenula"
"Masticator of micturition"
"Greedy gobbler of glans goo"
"Pharaoh of flatus"
"Chester the choke tester"
"Salacious cecum-seeker"

I could go on...

--Patrick

 

[WasabiPoptart]

cock knocker

 

[doomdragon6]

Warning: Grotesque insults below!

dicksniffer

cumfarter

fucknugget

ass clown

Fagmosis Jones

butt guzzler

I just realized they all insinuate homosexuality. Hm.

 

[strawman]

Relevant to your interests: http://www.regretsy.com/2012/08/25/sailor-trouble-2/

 

[bhamv3]

I like to steal my insults from comedians.

"300 million sperm, that's the one that got through?"

 

[North_Ranger]

"I will eat your dog and impregnate your sister."

 

[Azurephoenix]

When Blue was well beyond tipsy he called a pair of folks "cock knuckle and snoopy the fuck dog".

This pair were cops.

Oh trailer park boys... gotta love it...

Officer cockknuckles and dicklock. Good times.

 

[Just Me]

This one is getting a little stale, "Furby Fucker."

Ah well, sometimes I curse folks as FühnerHicker, nice play of words. In english it would correspond with LickenCHover.
Or something else I like: if stupidity would roll, you would need a brake uphill.

 

[GasBandit]

Your dendritic branches are thin and wispy.

 

[LittleSin]

Oh trailer park boys... gotta love it...

Officer cockknuckles and dicklock. Good times.

I had no idea that came from Trailer Park Boys!

 

[Officer_Charon]

I'm fond of stating that certain people should have been blowjobs instead...

Also, disease-dribbling shitdick.

 

[North_Ranger]

In the major Finnish war novel, Tuntematon sotilas ('The Unknown Soldier'), there's a passage that goes like this:

"Kiireellä ei tule kuin kusipäisiä kakaroita" - which roughly translates as "The only thing you'll get by rushing is asshole children."

I sometimes mutter that some people are a result of having something to do while waiting for three-minute eggs.

 

[Azurephoenix]

I had no idea that came from Trailer Park Boys!

Oh yeah, cock knuckle and Snoopy the fuck dog are straight from Ricky's mouth. I love that series. My Newfie wife introduced me to it and we pop in random episodes all the time.

 

[LittleSin]

Oh yeah, cock knuckle and Snoopy the fuck dog are straight from Ricky's mouth. I love that series. My Newfie wife introduced me to it and we pop in random episodes all the time.

Damn you Blue!

Oh well..he still said to two very laid back cops. They just sorta rolled their eyes and asked me if I wanted him or not.

I was kinda tempted to say "not".

 

[Ravenpoe]

Smeghead?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Smeghead?

Frosty Susan[DOUBLEPOST=1346432542][/DOUBLEPOST]too soon?

 

[Dave]

twatgoblin?

 

[Shakey]

twatgoblin?

I always preferred twat monkey.

 

[Officer_Charon]

dingleberry is an oldie but a goodie